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March 29, 2011, 4:09 p.m.

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//Jason finds a review packet for the 1998 AP Physics exam Jason: Line integrals on an AP! They had to be smarter back then. Thomas: How did we get so stupid in 12 years? Wait... Jason: 13.

#3168

3032

March 29, 2011, 4:07 p.m.

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Richard: We should make a calculus rap! Thomas: It should be by TI.

#3167

1616

March 29, 2011, 11:43 a.m.

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Neel: So if vegetarians eat vegetables, libertarians eat liberty? Thomas McHale: And humanitarians eat humans!

#3166

1010

March 29, 2011, 11:15 a.m.

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Schafer (holds up wedding ring): See this?  This is your worst nightmare! //class laughs Schafer: Marriage jokes aside, this thing gets caught on EVERYTHING when you're doing work.  So you just shouldn't wear it.

#3165

1010

March 29, 2011, 10:01 a.m.

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Teacher: It's an epiphany! You guys know what an epiphany is? Student: It's like eureka? Teacher: Right. But I'm not going to run through the streets naked.

#3164

1212

March 29, 2011, 9:12 a.m.

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Bosse: The survey asks 'Who thinks their teachers have been supportive and willing to help you succeed academically?' Cy: Pham Bosse: Leave Pham out.

#3163

1216

March 28, 2011, 10:10 p.m.

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Theresa: I got waitlisted from Rice today... I'm kind of disappointed but now I'm just nervous for other college letters. Theresa: The end of this week will be stressful, but luckily I turn 18 tomorrow. I can deal with it better because I can buy cold medicine and tobacco and porn now!

#3162

88

March 28, 2011, 9:15 p.m.

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Stein: There are a lot of things that won't help you solve this problem, for example- barbecue sauce!

#3161

22

March 28, 2011, 8:54 p.m.

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Schafer: Julian, how does it feel that Eric is backing you up? Julian: Pretty ... I don't know.

#3160

1818

March 28, 2011, 8:15 p.m.

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// On Infoflow, an announcement about breakdancing comes on. Freeman: You know, I used to breakdance and spin on my head in high school. Look what happened! *points to shiny bald head*