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1616

March 28, 2011, 3:10 p.m.

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Kaluta: If someone of the appropriate sex at Wallops wants to join your room, you should let them join you. Evan: By 'appropriate' do you mean 'opposite'?

#3158

1111

March 28, 2011, 11:06 a.m.

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Finkleman: Hey, my name is Mr. Finkleman but you can call me Mr. J.

#3156

79

March 27, 2011, 7:29 p.m.

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Theresa: Are you saying that Janvi should get a McCain tattoo and I should get a Biden tattoo and then we can hook up and watch two crazy old politicians symbolically have sex?

#3155

66

March 27, 2011, 4:56 p.m.

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//laughing and screaming is heard from the next classroom over Whitacre: Sounds like Ms. Barclay's been tied up and beaten...I may have to go watch. (walks outside and then returns) Nah, she's still free. //noise continues and Whitacre walks out again. overheard from the hallway: Whitacre: What's happening in here? Student: We tryna teach a white boy how to pick up a black girl! //the entire Comp Religion class migrates next door to watch for the remainder of the period. this was the end result: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2Q0_zglsCI

#3154

55

March 27, 2011, 2:53 p.m.

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Stein: But guess what? You can pee on that xylophone!

#3153

3133

March 25, 2011, 10:59 p.m.

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Competition PA: Attention in the pit. We have a robot request. Team 449 has lost their robot. Has anyone seen their robot?

#3151

68

March 25, 2011, 8:22 p.m.

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//Patrice is passing around his petition to be class president Evan: Should I sign it Hugo Dick? Thomas: Nah, sign it Dix E. Normus

#3150

1111

March 25, 2011, 8:20 p.m.

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Jason: There was this town, Cummington in Nebraska. And then they found a mineral deposit there. So it's called Cummingtonite!

#3149

2224

March 25, 2011, 4:21 p.m.

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Theresa: I'm not going to have sex until I'm thirty! Teacher: Poor Gibi...

#3148

612

March 25, 2011, 3:03 p.m.

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Evan: You owe me five bucks. Viju: My ass! Evan: Well, that too.