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⚐ ReportNeel: They recycled the meat for the buffet. Milo: That's disturbing... Neel: You shouldn't care, you're vegetarian! Milo: Libertarian. Neel: Yeah...
#3118
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⚐ ReportPham: You need to study naming compounds. You don't want to kill baby when you become doctor, do you? You choose wrong thing, you kill baby.
#3117
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⚐ Report//During MagGeo, Rose is tracing lines on the board Student: Hey Mr. Rose, that's pretty good. It's almost as good as Mr. Schafer! Rose: That's great. I have finally achieved my life goal of being almost as good as Mr. Schafer.
#3113
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⚐ Report//in AP Lang, after suggesting the class watch a biography of Hemingway backwards so it would have a happy ending Horne (narrating): And then [Hemingway] became a very small transvestite.
#3111
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⚐ ReportBen: How could you not know what WD-40 is? Raphael: What's WD-40? Ben: It's lube ... not for recreational purposes
#3110
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⚐ Report//Preparing for a mock trial in AP NSL Grossman: Now, communication skills are a huge factor in determining the success of your case. Remember to make a connection: really look into the judges' eyes, speak slowly... Eva: So you're like, seducing the judges?
#3109
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⚐ Report//Going over question about the worst president. Option D was Ronald Reagan. Grossman: The correct answer to that one was B, Warren G. Harding. If you put D... You probably grew up in Takoma Park.
#3108
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⚐ Report//Analysis 1A is discussing Rolle's Theorem Rose: Yeah, so, that's Rolle's Theorem. It probably doesn't seem very significant to you right now, but it actually plays a very large role... Class: *giggles* Rose: Oh my god.
#3107
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⚐ Report// Anderson Pd 6 Amir: I know this is gonna sound weird, but [teacher]'s class is trying to have class out in the patio, but the door is locked Anderson: Sure, just go out the window. //Amir goes out window Anderson: This is the second time this has happened. Student: Really? Anderson: I threatened to throw a kid out the window if he didn't know what a comma splice is, and the kid didn't know. I told him to get out and he jumped out the window.