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#3119

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March 21, 2011, 4:05 p.m.

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Neel: They recycled the meat for the buffet. Milo: That's disturbing... Neel: You shouldn't care, you're vegetarian! Milo: Libertarian. Neel: Yeah...

#3118

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March 21, 2011, 3:49 p.m.

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Pham: You need to study naming compounds. You don't want to kill baby when you become doctor, do you? You choose wrong thing, you kill baby.

#3117

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March 21, 2011, 12:15 p.m.

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//During MagGeo, Rose is tracing lines on the board Student: Hey Mr. Rose, that's pretty good. It's almost as good as Mr. Schafer! Rose: That's great. I have finally achieved my life goal of being almost as good as Mr. Schafer.

#3113

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March 19, 2011, 4:10 p.m.

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//in AP Lang, after suggesting the class watch a biography of Hemingway backwards so it would have a happy ending Horne (narrating): And then [Hemingway] became a very small transvestite.

#3112

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March 19, 2011, 3:57 p.m.

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Student: I think you have a little mean inside you. Giles: Cool.

#3111

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March 19, 2011, 12:44 p.m.

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Ben: How could you not know what WD-40 is? Raphael: What's WD-40? Ben: It's lube ... not for recreational purposes

#3110

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March 18, 2011, 10:20 p.m.

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//Preparing for a mock trial in AP NSL Grossman: Now, communication skills are a huge factor in determining the success of your case. Remember to make a connection: really look into the judges' eyes, speak slowly... Eva: So you're like, seducing the judges?

This turned into a conversation about Bill Clinton and his many powers of seduction.

nsl, judges, eva, seducing

#3109

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March 18, 2011, 10:17 p.m.

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//Going over question about the worst president. Option D was Ronald Reagan. Grossman: The correct answer to that one was B, Warren G. Harding. If you put D... You probably grew up in Takoma Park.

#3108

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March 18, 2011, 10:14 p.m.

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//Analysis 1A is discussing Rolle's Theorem Rose: Yeah, so, that's Rolle's Theorem. It probably doesn't seem very significant to you right now, but it actually plays a very large role... Class: *giggles* Rose: Oh my god.

#3107

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March 18, 2011, 1:05 p.m.

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// Anderson Pd 6 Amir: I know this is gonna sound weird, but [teacher]'s class is trying to have class out in the patio, but the door is locked Anderson: Sure, just go out the window. //Amir goes out window Anderson: This is the second time this has happened. Student: Really? Anderson: I threatened to throw a kid out the window if he didn't know what a comma splice is, and the kid didn't know. I told him to get out and he jumped out the window.