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#6099
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⚐ Report// ADSB is doing a circular linked list problem set called Hunger Games that takes a list of "contestants" and cycles thru, "killing" every n contestants and generating a random death message for each contestant // An email from Mr. Paul the week after the pset: Daniel Schaffer's Hunger Games deaths file: was shot with a bow and pointer. was permanently dereferenced. was gored by an angry RAM. overflowed the stack and was found in a heap. had a moth get stuck in their brain. went on a knight's tour and a black square became a black hole. got garbage collected. had their program die and took it personally. received a blue screen of death was shut down for upgrades; didn't restart. visited a cemetery and got encrypted. had their life history cleared. had undocumented code and got deported along with it. was crushed by an unbalanced binary tree. had a free trial of life and it expired was conquered when someone else divided.
#6012
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⚐ Report//1st day of Period 4 AP NSL with Gabaree Gabaree: So did anything exciting happen to any of you over the summer? //Daniel Schaffer's hand shoots up. Gabaree: Yes? /Daniel mutters something quietly. Gabaree: What's that? Daniel (yelling): My pigeon laid eggs! Gabaree: ...
#5907
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⚐ Report// Daniel, Telon, and Ryan are playing football in gym class Daniel: I think Telon is scared of the ball after being on the receiving end of your throws. Ryan: What? I didn't even throw that hard ... Daniel: Yeah but anything involving you and the transfer of kinetic energy is terrifying.
#5901
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⚐ Report//Daniel Zhu walks by the R & E classroom door before block c is about to leave, and Mr. Street catches a glimpse of him Mr.Street: Nick what was that, your girlfriend? Nick: No that was Daniel Zhu. Mr.Street: Eh still cute I guess.
#5899
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⚐ Report// stav and rtse are arguing about the Affordable Care Act in ADSA Noah: Don't bother trying to argue with Ryan about this, you'll never change his mind. Its kinda like playing ping pong with a brick wall. Stav: But you can at least practice! Daniel: Well if you hit the ball with not much force...
#5562
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⚐ Report//5th period lunch Daniel Zhu: A moment of silence for those taking the functions test right now. (closes eyes)
#5524
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⚐ Report//First Day of School Schafer: What am I going to do this year? Usually when there are two students with the same first names I call them by their last names, but I don't really feel comfortable doing that this year. I can call you "Mr. Zhu", but it doesn't work with him. *points to Daniel Schaffer*
#5232
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⚐ Report// Pd.1 Functions class; people are chilling before a test. Daniel Zhu, an 8th grader from Takoma Park taking the class, is next to the bookshelf. Daniel Zhu: Ooh, calculus! // Daniel Zhu grabs a multivariable calculus textbook from the shelf and starts reading it. Rose walks by and sees him. Rose: Stop doing calculus. (takes a closer look) Multivariable calculus. You're in 8th grade.
#4798
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⚐ Report// In Young's US History Young: So President Truman paid 400 million dollars to Greece and Turkey to keep them away from Communism. Daniel: Sheesh, the US just throws money at every problem. // Next class Video: The Chinese felt threatened when General Douglas MacArthur pushed the North Koreans up to the border. In the following weeks, over one million Chinese soldiers poured across the Yalu River. Daniel: Sheesh, China just throws people at every problem.
#4753
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⚐ Report//Over Gmail, somewhat altered Raphael: No, Daniel, you're wrong. You can't prove anything by stating a tautology. Daniel: Your mother is a tautology! Raphael: That's another logical fallacy, Daniel. Ad hominem: Attacking the person instead of his argument. Daniel: I'm attacking your mom, not you! It should be called Ad mominem!