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#12390
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⚐ Report//Pd 1 ESS, Lodal is out Ostrander: Is that person sitting in your seat? Ostrander: I think the rule is that you're allowed to kick people once, as long as the teacher isn't looking
#12349
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⚐ Report//before UMD Maths Competition Ostrander: The more students make dumb mistakes such that I get to correct them, the happier I am. //later Ostrander: I'm perplexed. Schafer: Hi, perplexed. I'm Mr Schafer! //Half the students present erupt into thunderous applause Ostrander: You all have clearly never been entertained in your lives if you clapped for that.
#12179
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⚐ ReportSchafer: I'm going to teach you all the physics that Mr. Ostrander knows. Schafer: It won't take long. *writes F=ma on the board* Schafer: That's it.
#12101
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⚐ ReportOstrander: If you guys keep being late, we're going to turn off the air conditioner.
#12086
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⚐ Report// College talk Ostrander: Whatever happens to you for the next 4 years, it will be fine. Ostrander: For my brother, that was jail. He turned out fine.
#12085
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⚐ ReportOstrander: Now, if you have friends that are really close, that will do this... *Ostrander closes Jacen's computer* Ostrander: ...tell their friends to not be working on other things while I'm talking.
#11991
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⚐ Report// Start of class, Schwartz is taking a bloodborne pathogen certification quiz Schwartz: This is an incredibly meaningful achievement. Schwartz: When you see Ostrander, let him know that Mr. Schwartz has completed the [quiz]! // Schwartz shows certificates from previous years Schwartz: In 2017, they made the certificate fit the page better, which is befitting of my accomplishment!
#11922
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⚐ ReportOstrander: That means everyone in this room is breathing in my armpit molecules
#11857
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⚐ ReportOstrander: Mr. Foster I have a question. Ostrander: Hypothetically, could I pay you $100 to fail a student? *Foster starts contemplating* Ostrander: What if it was Bradley Guo?