#7290

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March 5, 2018, 10:02 a.m.

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//A Japanese student is following Elaine around //20 minutes into achem, Pham still hasn’t noticed that she’s there Pham: Do we have new student? Please introduce yourself to the class. //She quietly says her name and that she’s from Japan Pham: Oh you Japanese? I couldn’t tell, all asian look the same!

#7317

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March 13, 2018, 2:01 p.m.

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//Stat Luke: Mr. Stein, can I go microwave my lunch? Stein: Wait where? Luke: The SAC. Stein: No that's too far. Just ... shake your lunch. That's what microwaves do.

#7490

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May 18, 2018, 8:14 a.m.

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//pd 2 stat Stein: The rogue puzzlelords are insisting that we release the teams early, but we don't negotiate with terrorists.

#7629

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Oct. 3, 2018, 2:53 p.m.

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Cirincione: When Americans talk about government, they generally don't know what they're talking about

#7765

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Nov. 29, 2018, 5:48 p.m.

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//Multivar period 9 //Fruit tier list is on the board. Tomatoes are in D tier. Schwartz: Intelligence is knowing that tomato is a fruit. Bennett: Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad. Schwartz: Charisma is being able to sell a tomato as salsa. Strength is being able to crush a tomato. Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato. And Constitution is being able to eat a rotten tomato without getting sick. That is the stats of D&D, explained by tomatoes.

#7819

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Dec. 20, 2018, 8:51 a.m.

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//Polistat, looking at an awful gerrymander Noah: According to Stephanopoulos and Mcghee, this is the ideal district. You may not like it, but this is what peak efficiency gap looks like.

#7835

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Jan. 4, 2019, 2:34 p.m.

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Rose: I am not in a state of readiness.

#7859

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Jan. 10, 2019, 10 p.m.

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//Multivar, doing problems Rohit: A wise man once said, if the bounds are expressions which are equal to a constant, then let u equal that expression. Ben: In The Art of War, Sun Tzu recommends an appropriate change of variables. //Schwartz walks over Schwartz: People think that The Art of War is about conflict. But actually, The Art of War is about a change of variables with a w sub as the radius.

#8638

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Oct. 8, 2020, 3:44 p.m.

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Martinez: Also, we're not going to see each other again until Monday. Martinez: That feels like a long time. Martinez: Maybe it's just because I'm growing fond of you. // Silence Martinez: I guess the feeling's not mutual.

#8728

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Nov. 11, 2020, 10:22 a.m.

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Lodal: I want to rebel against it and destroy the system, but I have no power to do that, so instead I just whine about it.