#11773

1717

April 20, 2023, 8:21 a.m.

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Ostrander: Magnet students study a lot about waves, but they still don't know how to say hi to you in the morning. Schafer: That's because I control the gradebook and they're scared of me.

#11921

1717

May 31, 2023, 3 p.m.

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Ostrander *whispering to Sahu*: So you make all this shit up and [inaudible]

#12030

1717

Aug. 31, 2023, 10:24 a.m.

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Smolen: "I cut open a brain named Tim and ate it... Yunyi, come out."

#12140

1717

Sept. 15, 2023, 8:35 p.m.

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Smolen: "The others are still rehearsing, so please don't scream your head off in the hallways. Save it for the bathrooms."

#12256

1717

Oct. 5, 2023, 8:53 a.m.

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Stein: You know, if you just go to a pub, you'll probably find 1000 missing teachers, drinking beer and having a great time.

#12341

1717

Oct. 18, 2023, 11:17 a.m.

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Smolen: "...Cellos? Are the violins gaslighting me?" Andy: "We are not gaslighting you, Ms. Smolen! It's all in your mind!"

#12435

1717

Nov. 1, 2023, 10:15 a.m.

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Kelin: How many tests do you have to grade still? Mr. Rose: You're not supposed to ask that. That's like asking how much money I have in my bank account. Kelin: So are you starting tonight? Rose: No, tomorrow is the grading day. MCPS told me I have to grade *tomorrow*.

#12489

1717

Nov. 9, 2023, 11:08 a.m.

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Smolen: "Remember, a number only has as much value as you give it!" Smolen: "Next time you have a math test, keep that in mind. Let's go from 104." Student: "...118?"

#12635

1717

Dec. 4, 2023, 8:49 a.m.

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Lodal: Mr. Rose is always the villain, no other teacher really works Justin: What about Schafer? Lodal: Mr. Schafer scares me, if I made him the villain he would come beat me up

#12667

1717

Dec. 5, 2023, 4:22 p.m.

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Lodal: Glenn once was passing around a container of humus Lodal: a kid thought it was hummus and reached his hand into it and took a bite