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#12848

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Jan. 18, 2024, 7:49 a.m.

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// Half day due to weather Stein: I need to fit a 90 minute class into 45 minutes. Stein: I need to pull a Rose. Stein(in Rose voice): Whoooo! Alrighttttt!

#12967

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Feb. 2, 2024, 1:08 p.m.

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Schafer: Am I the kind of teacher who would deliberately miscalibrate a scale? Class: Yes.

#13464

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Sept. 23, 2024, 12:07 p.m.

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//Albert got a buzz cut. It does not look good. Schafer: Hey, you go to the same barber as me!

Right before freshman physics Pd. 6.

#13495

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Oct. 17, 2024, 4:22 p.m.

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Sahu: I can just birth the baby the way I want it to be

#13497

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Oct. 21, 2024, 12:41 p.m.

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Rose: some years people get this too quickly and ask me "Mr Rose what is 'straight'" and I just have to go "oh *shit*"

#13507

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Nov. 21, 2024, 12:12 p.m.

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Sahu: Whoa, whoa! I do not consent to being touched by that thing!

a student approached Mr. Sahu while holding a massage vibrator

sahu

#8581

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April 8, 2020, 2:22 p.m.

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//AoA zoom Hallisey: I've unmuted you //Her screen is all blue and we're all muted

#9376

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Nov. 16, 2021, 12:08 p.m.

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//adsb “argument” between piety and klees will: “can i be starblazed? just blow me up like one of the effing ships” josh: “sure”

#860

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Nov. 16, 2009, 8:37 p.m.

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//Infoflow comes on and students are trying to finish a test as fast as they can Donaldson: Let's all be crazy Communists today and not say the pledge!

#3340

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May 11, 2011, 2:35 p.m.

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//class is rehearsing Julius Caesar Annie: Let me, upon my knee, prevail upon this. [She kneels.] Fillman: Uh oh, Calphurnia got on her knees. Everyone knows what happens when women get on their knees. //unsurprisingly, class erupts in laughter //about five minutes later: Fillman: Come on guys. This is going on Blairbash isn't it. Evan: To be fair, Caesar WAS about to get epically blown. Fillman: This is about where I lose my job. Bye-bye, job!