#2042

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Sept. 2, 2010, 10:39 a.m.

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Pham: Look, when you retire sit at home you going to die! You just go home sit down and sometimes they all drop dead! That why Wol-stein not want retire.

#2060

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Sept. 4, 2010, 9:59 p.m.

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Pham: Toilet in White House is worth thirty thousand dollars; for the Obama. Because Secret Service guy need stand there while they pouring it in the mold, otherwise listening device could be inside.

#2080

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Sept. 7, 2010, 9:19 p.m.

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Pham: I have ring with 2.3 karat diamond, it GIA certified and everything. It cost six thousand dollars. Lisa: I could buy so much ramen with that! Gibi: You could buy a lot of rice with that, too. Pham: Ramen is not rice! You know that, right? Gibi think the ramen is rice!

#2090

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Sept. 10, 2010, 2:41 p.m.

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//Students are composing poems during modsim Lev: We should write a haiku! Shirley: My favourite haiku is Roses are red Violets are blue I'll beat you with a rake //everyone laughs Shirley: Oh wait, maybe it isn't a haiku...

#2174

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Sept. 21, 2010, 8:46 p.m.

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Pham: Keep it stupid, simple!

#2315

1616

Oct. 7, 2010, 6:17 p.m.

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Pham (looking amazed): Wow! We have a lot of nerdy in here!

#2453

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Oct. 29, 2010, 9:04 p.m.

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//Whitacre is putting on Iron Man 2 Danderson: So is it legit this time? Whitacre: Well, you'll notice there's no shakiness, no background voices, and no Russian subtitles. Danderson: It could just be a better rip. Whitacre: Fine.  Look at the DVD. Danderson: Good label maker? //Whitacre pulls out DVD case and motions to smack

#2599

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Nov. 23, 2010, 9:18 p.m.

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Student: I sat there looking at my paper for three hours, then flipped over the table then kicked a chair and then I understood it. Rose: We learn from this that violence against furniture leads to intuition.

#2653

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Dec. 9, 2010, 2:40 p.m.

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//Lev is wearing a brown woolen vest Pham: Which old man you beat up to get that? Lev: What?! OUCH! This is my dad's. Pham: Exactly, it look like old man's!

#2666

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Dec. 13, 2010, 8:09 p.m.

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//After playing basketball in the snow Mufasa: Damn, I think I'm getting a fever. Chen: Wimp! Mufasa: It's okay, I have antiviruses. //pulls out a bag of oranges