#11205

1616

Nov. 21, 2022, 9:18 a.m.

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Stein(out of nowhere): It's like pornography. *Class goes silent* Stein: Do you know that supreme court case? I thought you guys studied it in NSL. Andy and Victor(simultaneously): Not that case... Stein: The Supreme Court basically said that they can't define pornography, but they know it when they see it.

#11292

1616

Dec. 8, 2022, 9:54 p.m.

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Smolen: Don't smoke weed guys. Smolen: You'll get arrested and then have to go through the Russian jail system.

#11329

1616

Dec. 16, 2022, 1:58 p.m.

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Andy: When in doubt, use misnomers to confuse people. Jerry Song: Red delicious apples.

#11401

1616

Jan. 8, 2023, 1:40 p.m.

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At Quizbowl tournament Henry M: I have given you 26g of sugar each in liquid form, use it!

#11424

1616

Jan. 17, 2023, 10:23 a.m.

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Stein: Hey Siri, pick a random number between 1 and 28. Siri: A random number between 0 and 150 is 59.

#11446

1616

Jan. 20, 2023, 9:44 a.m.

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Smolen: I am everywhere! Smolen: I can see you sleeping!

#11460

1616

Jan. 24, 2023, 12:11 p.m.

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//Spinning nickels until it stands its edge in FOT Raun: The probability of this happening is still higher than college acceptance rates

#11554

1616

Feb. 10, 2023, 2:37 p.m.

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Karen: Where's Nathan Gehl? Karen: He's my favorite person in this class.

#11556

1616

Feb. 10, 2023, 3:58 p.m.

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Anderson: Ask me who my favourite basketball player is. Student: Who's your favourite basketball player? Anderson: My favourite basketball player is Keith Anderson. Because when I watch Keith Anderson play, I laugh the whole time, because he is terrible.

#11564

1616

Feb. 13, 2023, 1:27 p.m.

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Delaney: the doctor said “you’re doing it wrong” and I was like “pretty sure I’m not”