#2154

1515

Sept. 18, 2010, 3:27 p.m.

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//Theresa mentions outhouses Pham: You know how to making the outhouse? Dig a hole, put the water in it, and set catfish and how you call, the Asian eating it all the time, uhhh... Student: Tilapia? Pham: Tallafia! Catfish and tallafia, they are great to doing it! //He talks about how they eat poop and what farmers do when there are too many fish living in the outhouse Pham: By the way, they don't have tissue paper to wiping their butts with. What they use? Leaves. Which kind best? Student: Banana? Pham: Yes. The banana go into...okay, you guy all become vegetarian after this. Key point is, outhouse is great for industry. //continues to describe the various outhouse derivative products which are blended into pig feed

#2189

1515

Sept. 24, 2010, 2:34 p.m.

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//In Mod/Sim Mr. Pham: We will wuhk until December 1, then I give you your project, then I sit here and sleep. Student: You won't play your PSP? Mr. Pham: Oh, yeah, I'll play my PSP!

#2221

1515

Sept. 28, 2010, 8:43 p.m.

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Student: [begins to answer another student's question] Schafer: Hey, I get paid a lot of money to do that! Schafer: Well, not a LOT of money...

#2351

1515

Oct. 12, 2010, 11:39 p.m.

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Gibi: Oh gods, I don't want to hear my father sing. Theresa: Do his hips not lie? Gibi: I've never talked to them. Do you regularly speak with your father's hips? Theresa: ...that's the weirdest question I've ever been asked.

#2360

1515

Oct. 14, 2010, 4:15 p.m.

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Mitchell: Why do they call it a torus? It's clearly a doughnut! Evan: Torus? That's bull!

#2389

1515

Oct. 20, 2010, 11:11 p.m.

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Anwesha: (talking about how drugs cause AIDS to spread through prison) Richard: WHAT? How does AIDS spread?! Anwesha: From heroin needles? Richard: OH, I was thinking about buttsex.

#2446

1515

Oct. 29, 2010, 2:54 p.m.

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//John Anderson is in Piper's room, trying to study for a test. Mr. Pham walks in. Pham: Nice shirt. //John looks at his shirt. It has 'CCCP' and has the hammer and sickle John: Thanks, Mr. Pham... Pham: Can you get me one, extra large?

#2517

1515

Nov. 10, 2010, 10:57 p.m.

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Theresa: Shut up! I was totally sober when I kissed that fish!

#2612

1515

Nov. 29, 2010, 11:44 a.m.

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Alex Epstein: [Teacher], I don't understand about big stick. What do you mean by that? [Teacher]: Well, if you came into my house at night you would see my BIG STICK!!!!!!!!!

#2686

1515

Dec. 15, 2010, 9:13 p.m.

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//Rose sees Sean in the hallway Rose: Yo Sean, favorite student, I have a surprise for you Sean: Really what?! //He leads Sean to math help Rose: Here, write the ABCs on this kindergarden paper I got today -- upper case and lower case letters. Sean: ... //Everyone else laughs at him, a day later Sean receives an S for satisfactory on his handwriting