#2612

1515

Nov. 29, 2010, 11:44 a.m.

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Alex Epstein: [Teacher], I don't understand about big stick. What do you mean by that? [Teacher]: Well, if you came into my house at night you would see my BIG STICK!!!!!!!!!

#2686

1515

Dec. 15, 2010, 9:13 p.m.

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//Rose sees Sean in the hallway Rose: Yo Sean, favorite student, I have a surprise for you Sean: Really what?! //He leads Sean to math help Rose: Here, write the ABCs on this kindergarden paper I got today -- upper case and lower case letters. Sean: ... //Everyone else laughs at him, a day later Sean receives an S for satisfactory on his handwriting

#2724

1515

Dec. 23, 2010, 8:43 p.m.

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Theresa: Brian is a pretty girl. Pham: What? Theresa: Have you ever seen Brian dress up as a girl? He's really pretty! Pham: ..... Theresa, what wrong with you?

#2803

1515

Jan. 18, 2011, 4:58 p.m.

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Giles (To Ashu): Alright—here’s the plan. Keep adding 0 to 0 until you get something BIGGER than 0. Then you can talk.

#2886

1515

Feb. 8, 2011, 5:13 p.m.

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//SRP presentations day 1 Danderson: Something smells off... Shelley: Huh, you're right. Danderson (loudly): Okay, guys, I know this is 211, but we're presenting SRPs.  There should be no reason why I can smell something burning. Student: Isn't Schafer down the hall?

#2894

1515

Feb. 9, 2011, 2:58 p.m.

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//on the beltway Student 1 (looking out window): Look, that kid's screaming! Student 2 (without looking up): He probably didn't make the AMC 10. //kid is about 18 months old

#2901

1515

Feb. 9, 2011, 7:13 p.m.

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//During CAP NSL Someone's phone: PLEASE SAY A COMMAND. Freeman: ...Someone's stomach is very outspoken today. *resumes teaching*

#2986

1515

Feb. 24, 2011, 5:49 p.m.

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//after being questioned about drinking three bottles of water at lunch Jeremy: Urination is a lot more fun than dehydration.

#3019

1515

March 3, 2011, 3:29 p.m.

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Student: Will there be other aticles of clothing we can buy for puzzlepalooza? Stein: That has yet to be decided. There may be a Puzzlepalooza thong.

#3025

1515

March 3, 2011, 9:18 p.m.

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//Discussing what Pinkerton will do with his life when he grows up... Donaldson: He'll be in an upperclass homeless shelter – a homeless shelter for nerds. James P: It's called grad school. Donaldson: It's called Caltech.