#7674

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Oct. 24, 2018, 2:50 p.m.

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Rose: The quadratic formula is the 5th stage of grief.

#7907

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Feb. 3, 2019, 10:59 a.m.

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//talking about limits Rose: What happens when you divide two very very tiny things? Student: You get a number Rose: Something happens! But...and Valentina is shrugging suggestively, as if to say... *laughter* Rose: Not that kind of suggestive *more laughter* Rose: We'll have to edit this video

#2613

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Nov. 29, 2010, 8:56 p.m.

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Daniel Chen: So Henok, is the basketball team like, all black guys or something? Henok: Well no. I mean, there's Justin, me, ... *pauses to think who else* OH WAIT. SHIT.

#3526

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Sept. 8, 2011, 4:26 p.m.

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// Ostrander is subbing in during 2nd Period Phys Chem until Pham arrives Viju: [walks in] Whoa! Mr. Pham, you dyed your hair! And changed skin complexion! Ostrander: I believe you mean I've gotten sexier.

#5524

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Aug. 31, 2015, 7:07 p.m.

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//First Day of School Schafer: What am I going to do this year? Usually when there are two students with the same first names I call them by their last names, but I don't really feel comfortable doing that this year. I can call you "Mr. Zhu", but it doesn't work with him. *points to Daniel Schaffer*

#7932

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Feb. 8, 2019, 12:58 p.m.

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Joey Kim: But Steven is smart Ryan Cho: No, Steven is stupid Joey Kim: That just makes me feel worse by the basic comparison test.

#8000

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March 11, 2019, 12:24 p.m.

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//Advanced Geometry, proving Morley's theorem //10 minutes left in class Rose: If we go quick we can finish!! //Rose flips page, and sees proof that continues for 2 pages Rose: Oh... oh.

#8160

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May 13, 2019, 8:33 a.m.

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Gonzalez: Don't post AP answers. First, it's cheating. Gonzalez: Second, why would you want to help the rest of America? They've done nothing for you.

#8402

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Nov. 26, 2019, 8:27 a.m.

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Aaron: I need to go in at lunch to retake my vibe check

#8507

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Feb. 18, 2020, 3:16 p.m.

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Carlos: Now, I mean, he also told me that this, like, Muslim princess crime lord's daughter was his girlfriend so take this with a grain of salt-