#1038

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Dec. 4, 2009, 7:34 a.m.

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Schafer: Make like a banana and split! Reckson: No, make like a tree and leave! Schafer: Oh, you have no idea what you just started. Make like a goalie and GET THE PUCK OUT!

#7974

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Feb. 28, 2019, 6:43 p.m.

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//Complex Schwartz: From here on, every even day should be publicly declared to be odd. But then, once school starts, Ms. Fus should whisper to the intercom: "It's actually an even day!" Then, *maybe* the snow will finally stop on even days.

#8256

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June 20, 2019, 4:38 p.m.

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// Schwartz was talking about pirating Super Metroid Schwartz: You know people once tried to make anti-piracy ads, and they said stuff like "Would you want to pirate a car?" I mean what kind of question is that, of course I would want to pirate a car! If I could get a car for free why wouldn't I?

#8299

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Sept. 20, 2019, 11:42 a.m.

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// talking about low-quality free food Student: But it's free food! Schwartz: Aye, ye ready to go to college

#8360

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Oct. 23, 2019, 1:51 a.m.

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Rose: If you're gonna post your math notes on instagram, at least tag me

#8405

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Nov. 26, 2019, 11:27 p.m.

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//back from college for thanksgiving, talking about Blair teachers //Mr Moose Elijah: They really broke the mold when they made that guy. He’s a prototype, bro. They never put that model into mass production.

#9542

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Dec. 7, 2021, 10:38 p.m.

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//p1 Physical Chem Caleb: Союз нерушимый республик . . . (singing soviet anthem) O'Donovan: Do you have any idea how many bad memories you just stirred up?

#9969

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Feb. 11, 2022, 9:37 a.m.

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Rose: what are the stages of grief again? Denial, acceptance... anger comes after acceptance, right?

#11073

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Oct. 28, 2022, 4:35 p.m.

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Rose: Sometimes I forget you guys are teenagers and have, like, emotions and stuff

#4141

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May 17, 2012, 6:50 p.m.

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//Talking about how annoying they are Issac Jiffar: Is me plus Raanan as bad as John Anderson? Giles: You plus Raanan to the Patrick Shan power is not as bad as John Anderson.