#1567

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March 1, 2010, 9:59 p.m.

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Schafer: Oh THATS definitely work... Jared: Well guess what I just turned in? Schafer: Wallops money? Jared: (excited) YEAH! //Schafer holds up hand for a high five. //Jared tries to give him one but he moves. Schafer: Waaay too slow. And get back to work. Thomas: (quietly) Owned.

#1568

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March 2, 2010, 8:41 a.m.

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Schafer (after 5 minutes of discussing grammar): This is boring me, it reminds me way too much of an English class.

#1574

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March 2, 2010, 4:37 p.m.

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//Discussing a meeting about teaching...and stuff Schafer: So, they had this list of things people said good and bad about us. You can tell who was smart and who was dumb right away. There were all these big long words on some of them that frankly, I don't think half the teachers understood! And then there were dumb words with "not" to negate them. I even saw, under the "Bad" category, "Not Good".

#1600

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March 5, 2010, 8:50 p.m.

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Stein: So, I have this wife. My first wife. Actually, I've only had one wife.

#1710

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March 23, 2010, 8:02 p.m.

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//Joseph and Diana are setting up their SRP presentations. Rose walks in. Rose: Hey, who's going first? //Joseph and Stubby point at Diana Rose (to Joseph): I want to see your thing so bad. //Entire room starts laughing

#1759

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April 9, 2010, 1:02 p.m.

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Ostrander: How 'bout you, Peter? Student: Wait, you're both named Peter! Ostrander: Yeah, Peter's such an awesome name. Peter: Actually, my dad changed his name to Peter after I was born. Ostrander: Wow, so your dad is named after you? That's awesome.

#1857

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May 2, 2010, 6:31 p.m.

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//Mr. Schafer is being filmed for consideration for the MCPS Teacher of the Year award Gilad: They should have competitive teaching. This would be, like, the ESPN coverage.

#2011

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June 23, 2010, 10:58 a.m.

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Rose: We're gonna do this whole 'squaring both sides' thing that you've been hearing about on the street

#2019

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Aug. 8, 2010, 5:44 p.m.

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Gibi: You do it in a ball mill. Do you know what a ball mill is? Amanda: What's a ball mill? Lev: It's a mill for balls. Teresa: Like amanda?

#2094

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Sept. 10, 2010, 8:23 p.m.

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Rose: Schafer is just a big Stein wannabe. And you can tell him I said that.