#11309

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Dec. 13, 2022, 9:45 a.m.

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Stein: I don't do math. I just ask my students to do it for me.

#11318

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Dec. 13, 2022, 3:04 p.m.

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Rivkah: We all live in a woman submarine.

#11362

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Jan. 3, 2023, 8:09 a.m.

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Burnell: 1848 was when Karl Marx wrote the Communist Manifesto with his homeboy Frederich Engels.

#11377

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Jan. 4, 2023, 5:41 p.m.

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Mr Seat: In Japan, Christmas Eve is a time for couples to go out and have a fancy dinner. Violet: Awwww Mr Seat: New Years is a time to eat a lot of Kentucky Fried Chicken Violet: ...Awwww

#11380

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Jan. 4, 2023, 5:53 p.m.

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Schwartz: A week ago, it was eight degrees outside, and now it's too warm. Schwartz: You guys have to survive on this planet 20 years longer than me, and I'm already in trouble. Schwartz: Good luck!

#11451

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Jan. 20, 2023, 5:13 p.m.

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George: There are two types of teachers. Normal ones, and Mr. Rose.

#11458

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Jan. 23, 2023, 4:50 p.m.

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Andy: How old is Dessa? Schwartz: She's turning 14 this year. She's an old lady. Joshua Wang: So just like my sister!

#11511

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Feb. 5, 2023, 10:14 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose is explaining how logical if works using a promise as an analogy //In the story, Mr. Rose's wife promised "If school is cancelled, I'll buy you a panda." Mr. Rose: If school doesn't get cancelled, but she still buys me a panda, then what? Mandy: She's a keeper! //Everybody laughs, including Mr. Rose Rose: Well, she's a *promise* keeper.

#11533

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Feb. 8, 2023, 3:15 p.m.

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Kaluta: The number one rule of the soldering iron is do not lick the soldering iron. This is actually a joke from a friend of mine, who sadly passed away— Tiancheng: Did he lick a soldering iron?

#11541

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Feb. 9, 2023, 1:07 p.m.

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Pd. 4 Stat Stein: Length is not everything, but it's a lot.