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#8577

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April 7, 2020, 11:43 a.m.

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Rose: Ideally, I would have printed it yesterday. But I'm lazy.

printing literally every single handout for the rest of the year to give to students before school was cancelled

coronavirus, rose

#8662

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Oct. 16, 2020, 1:52 p.m.

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//logic Samantha: Personally I think drowning people is less good than the other examples you provided Tad. Tad: Well it depends Tad: Are you the drowner or the drownee? Tad: Because one way it's extremely fun, and the other way you're dead Samantha: I believe we may have different definitions of fun

#8694

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Oct. 27, 2020, 10:22 a.m.

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Rose: There are MCPS geometry teachers walking around calling this the wowo theorem.

#8846

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Dec. 22, 2020, 10:20 a.m.

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//adv geo Rose: I was hiding upstairs from my children for like an hour so I could cram for this class, like I do every B day, and today my wife just came up to me and said "you've been teaching classes for like ten years, how can you not know what you're doing?"

in his defense, as he pointed out, this is only the second time ever he's taught adv geo

rose, advgeo

#8972

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Feb. 2, 2021, 1:47 p.m.

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Cirincione: HTML is hard, man. I wish I was in a middle or high school program that taught this stuff... Cirincione: Oh wait, I was.

he described the magnet program in more detail but my shrimp brain cannot recall his words

magnet, nsl, cirincione

#9014

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Feb. 19, 2021, 9:07 a.m.

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//Ento Duval (to her daughter, Alice): What do we call ketchup in this house? Alice: The blood of innocent tomatoes. Duval: That's right, and it goes well with everything.

This was in response to a claim that ketchup is bad on everything.

ketchup, duval

#9381

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Nov. 16, 2021, 3:16 p.m.

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Rose: Everyone's laughing, but that's allowed because I'm being paid for this job

#9672

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Dec. 21, 2021, 1:03 p.m.

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Lodal: Do you know why we're using Kami? Students: Paper shortage! Lodal: Do you know why there is a paper shortage? Students: Mr Rose! Lodal: Yeah, I agree that he is singlehandedly causing it.

#9993

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Feb. 15, 2022, 2:25 p.m.

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Duval: Oh hey look it's Dr. Delaney! // Entire class erupts in applause* // Delaney instantly leaves

#10385

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March 31, 2022, 12:19 p.m.

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// Talking about Miranda Rights/"right to remain silent" Stelzner: Which amendment does that relate to? Student: The 5th. Stelzner: Can you explain why? Student: I don't want to explain.