#10788

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Sept. 9, 2022, 1:24 p.m.

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Lodal: "The moon does not live in America."

#12349

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Oct. 18, 2023, 7:34 p.m.

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//before UMD Maths Competition Ostrander: The more students make dumb mistakes such that I get to correct them, the happier I am. //later Ostrander: I'm perplexed. Schafer: Hi, perplexed. I'm Mr Schafer! //Half the students present erupt into thunderous applause Ostrander: You all have clearly never been entertained in your lives if you clapped for that.

#3855

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Dec. 17, 2011, 4:41 p.m.

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//During a Functions test, the fire alarm goes off. Rose: Oh my god, this is like the worst timed fire alarm ever! Student: Let's just sit here and finish the test. Other Student: What if it's actually a real fire? Rose: It's never a real fire. Don't worry.

#5505

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May 29, 2015, 12:33 p.m.

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//Chem R&E Presentations //Block A /Teachers giving feedback. Street goes first. Street: I just want to pick on Ben for not having a tie. Pham: I know, right! His voice so soft it put me to sleep! Street: Huh?

#7944

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Feb. 14, 2019, 1:09 p.m.

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//On Divergence Theorem, Schwartz has drawn a goldfish-esque surface on the whiteboard Schwartz: The surface that smiles back?

#8060

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March 28, 2019, 9:15 p.m.

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//ARML practice //Peter presenting a solution Peter: I got all the questions right except this one, so I don’t know why I’m doing this. Schwartz: Weird flex but okay.

#8404

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Nov. 26, 2019, 8:20 p.m.

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//stat, stein explaining one of the test questions Stein: so you have the Hard Achievement Test, the HAT, and you have the Super Hard Achievement Test, or the SHAT

#8456

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Jan. 10, 2020, 2:36 p.m.

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//Analysis 2, student gets called to leave Schwartz: Are you going to fight people with swords? Student: No, I'm going to the dentist. Schwartz: Aww man, that's so much lamer.

#8469

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Jan. 24, 2020, 12:17 p.m.

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//AP World, on tangent about coronavirus Seat: When I went to China many years ago, I got a first class seat on the plane. On the flight, someone in the back got a fever and they quarantined the back. Seat: When the plane landed, they let off only the front, and I was like "first class, suckas!" Seat: I don't know what happened to the rest of the plane.

#13471

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Sept. 27, 2024, 12:35 p.m.

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// In Analysis 2 on a half day Ziyad: *holding on to chips bag with his teeth* Schwartz: ... You know the chips are on the indide of the bag, right? Schwartz: What's in that bag, anyways? Chips? No, popcorn. Ziyad: *shows bag* Schwartz: Starburst wrappers?! Schwartz: Me and my friends used to ball up little Starburst wrappers in school and throw them at each other when they weren't looking. Schwartz: Dumb things kids do.