#2663

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Dec. 13, 2010, 6:38 p.m.

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//Teacher gives Henok a problem not taught in class and they solve it together. Henok: Yeah [Teacher], we’re a pro team. Teacher: Oh yeah, go long for the imaginary pass! //Henok jogs across the room Teacher: Here it comes. //Teacher pretends to throw, Henok pretends to catch it, then pretends to drops it Henok: Whoops, I guess I’m the Redskins

#3016

5357

March 3, 2011, 12:14 a.m.

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Piper: ...Use Boolean logic, don't use Ashu logic. Saurav: Use NANDs not Nandas!

#8242

5357

June 5, 2019, 11:57 a.m.

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//At lunch, Booyya has just finished practicing his entire molecular derivation part of his Chem RnE presentation. Albert is the only the audience member. Booyya: Do you have any comments? Albert: Do you want to the truth or the lie? Booyya: Truth. Albert, tapping his elbow repeatedly: I stopped listening when I found out how to make my pinky feel funny.

#2232

8999

Sept. 29, 2010, 7:47 p.m.

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(Freshman functions, Rose is trying to learn names) Rose: Let me get my Indians sorted out first.

#5937

3131

May 16, 2016, 5:49 p.m.

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///Magnet Clay pd9. Reading Romeo and Juliet. Juliet had just said "For in a minute there are many days" Clay: How romantic! *goes on to explain that each minute feels like days for her* Tyler: That's a mathematical error! *Class goes into hysterics* Clay: I'm done with this.

#6058

3131

Oct. 14, 2016, 1:57 p.m.

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// Analysis 1 class is being loud Rose: You guys need to chill, this is a class of like sixteen people, and I'm constantly screaming. I think I have a new catchphrase, "Shut up, Anson." // Later, Rose is erasing something from the whiteboard Ryan: You missed a spot Rose: Shut up, Anson. // Later, JoDey's table is being loud Anson: Shut up, Anson!

#6229

3131

Feb. 1, 2017, 10:39 p.m.

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//Pd.1 Functions Schwartz: It's okay to get a B! B doesn't mean bad, C is average. //Next day in Chemistry Pham: B isn't bad. B is DISASTER!

#7784

3131

Dec. 4, 2018, 10:38 p.m.

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//Logic, proving that the rationals are countable //About 25% of the class is asleep Rose: All asleep people wake up!! Rose: Wait, actually sleep for 30 more seconds because I have to draw this annoying chart on the board

#8187

3131

May 24, 2019, 4:25 p.m.

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//Last day for seniors, 3:26 PM Jonathan: I forgot my school password, so I can't log in to canvas. Schwartz: How!? It's only been 6 minutes!!

#8277

3131

Sept. 11, 2019, 7:32 a.m.

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Colin: My spirit animal is the orgo textbook - thick and full of things I don’t understand.