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Feb. 9, 2012, 9:29 p.m.

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Giles: I will pay someone five dollars to have a conversation with Jack Phoebus while I run away.

#3964

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Feb. 15, 2012, 2:27 p.m.

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Henok: When in doubt, bullshit it out.

#3972

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Feb. 16, 2012, 12:02 p.m.

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Pigrom: You know what I gave to my wife on Valentine's Day? I let her keep my last name.

#3985

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Feb. 21, 2012, 4:56 p.m.

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Eva: Analogies are like puppies in a toaster, in that I've never been any good at them.

#3990

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Feb. 22, 2012, 6:43 p.m.

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//A Code Red comes on during 3rd period gym telling everyone to go to a secure location. Hoelman: Everybody to the girls' locker room. Guys: YEAHH!!

#4002

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Feb. 28, 2012, 12:28 p.m.

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//Sharon filling out her schedule card Sharon: What should I put for career goal? ...oh, I'll put gold digger!

#4019

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March 5, 2012, 4:44 p.m.

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Barg: Hey Mr. Pham, a lot of us are going to be missing class because of the robotics regional. Pham: Oh. How many people in the robot? Gubin: Err, none?

#4031

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March 13, 2012, 9:07 p.m.

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Rose: So say John doesn't know whether iguanas have sex standing up or lying down.

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March 17, 2012, 7:02 p.m.

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// A student is trying to bring a box into room 319. Pham is standing in the doorway. Pham: Is that for me? Student: No... Pham: Is it cake? Student: No... Pham: Then it no come in here. Student: Why do you want cake? We gave you pie yesterday. Pham: Yesterday was pie day. Today is cake day!

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March 22, 2012, 12:55 p.m.

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//World, talking about why everyone can't just have the job they want Lowell: If everyone is like, "I want to paint," it's like, "Cool, but now we have no food."