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April 14, 2012, 12:48 a.m.

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Jacob: I've found that I don't need to tell jokes myself for everyone to hear them anymore. See what you do is, you tell the joke to Patrick, and he immediately goes about the room telling it to everyone. I suck at delivery anyways.

#4092

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April 18, 2012, 2:37 p.m.

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Philip: How many successful people do you know with names ending in -iqua? Viju: How many successful people do you know names beginning with de? Thomas: de Broglie...

#4093

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April 18, 2012, 5:43 p.m.

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Rachel: Ugh Skrillex... he just rubs me in the wrong direction... Viju: Don't you mean he "wubs" you the in the wrong direction?

#4099

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April 23, 2012, 2:48 p.m.

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Evan: I'm so hungry. Jason: You could drink that bottle of starch solution.. Evan: It would be sort of like eating a potato. Jason: Drinking a potato. Samantha: That's what the Irish do. Evan: The Russians, actually.

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April 30, 2012, 7:28 p.m.

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//At the science expo in DC //Viju sticks his hand in a mini tornado. It breaks up into a cloud. Viju: I BROKE A TORNADO! //Sam waits for the tornado to reform. Sticks his hand in, pulls it back out. Sam: Viju, I don't think my hand is in Kansas anymore...

#4308

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Nov. 15, 2012, 6:59 p.m.

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Anderson: So just write down whatever Bigger ate in this section. Student 1 (whispering): Bigger had sex with Bessie.. does that mean he ate.. Student 2: Just shut up.

#4337

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Nov. 30, 2012, 9:03 p.m.

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//Dvorsky is explaining depth-first paths Dvorsky: So if I go here, I can't get to Huey, and here, I can't get to Huey, but if I go here...(walks down the aisle to Matt)...I can get to Huey! Class: But that's not Huey. Student: What does the algorithm say to do now!? Hannah: Cry. Cry hard.

#4404

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Jan. 26, 2013, 12:08 p.m.

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Stein: I believe in putting off problems until they reach crisis situation.

#4429

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Feb. 11, 2013, 9:50 a.m.

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Allen: Wait, Jacob, you went to SSI? Jacob: Yeah. Allen: Did you get mugged?

#4494

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April 8, 2013, 10:57 p.m.

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//In Analysis 1B going over AP Calculus practice sets. Question scores were to be filled out on online forms. Mr. Stein scrolls through the names: //Winston, Mike //Busis, Adam //... //Offertaler, Required. Class: Wait what? Required?! Mr. Stein: Why did you do that? Bendeguz: I'm not sure... //Next set. Scrolling through the names: //Xu, Annie //... //Offertaler, Offertaler Class: You did it again! Bendeguz: Technology doesn't agree with me...