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Oct. 30, 2011, 2:05 p.m.

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//grading AP NSL essays on the AP scale of 6 Student: Can I subtract points based on grammar and mechanics? Patrick Shan: BAD GRAMMAR! 20 points! Jamie: Grading it ROSE style!

#3735

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Nov. 2, 2011, 6:54 p.m.

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P.A.: Mr. Schafer, please send [Student] to the main office. Schafer: Wait, why do you need him? P.A.: His dad wants him. (about to turn it off) Schafer: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! P.A.: What? Schafer: How bad does he need him? P.A.: Really really badly! Schafer: OK, fine.

#3782

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Nov. 14, 2011, 5:29 p.m.

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//talking about x= parabolas Rose: Some parabolas are just born sideways. (emotionally) That doesn't mean we should love them ANY LESS!

#3815

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Nov. 30, 2011, 5:07 p.m.

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Magnet Student: What do you do in your nonmagnet advisory? Nonmagnet Student: Nothing? Do you guys do math in advisory? Magnet Student: Funny story, we do puzzles.

#3882

99

Jan. 9, 2012, 1:04 p.m.

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// Alice is complaining about not being allowed to do her Ceramics work in Religion Whitacre: In the famous words of Bugs Bunny: 'Ehhh, shuddup.'

#3887

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Jan. 11, 2012, 6:16 p.m.

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//Rose test is interrupted by fire alarm during 9th period Jacob(to Rose students): You're welcome!

#3910

99

Jan. 24, 2012, 11:02 p.m.

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//Overheard while walking through the gym hallway: Random Loud Voice: AND SOLD,TO THE MAN WITH THE CRABS IN HIS PANTS!

#3926

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Feb. 3, 2012, 2:23 p.m.

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// During Analytical Chem, Pham tries to watch something on Netflix Pham: Oh man! They blocked my Netflix! Class: LOL Pham: [changes to Spongebob] Oh nevermind! They only block that other thing.

#3942

99

Feb. 8, 2012, 10:01 p.m.

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Maddie: We couldn't find a paintbrush so we used tampons.

#3948

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Feb. 9, 2012, 7:19 p.m.

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//Talking about how religion starts wars in US History Thornton: You see, you can't argue about somebody's religion, it's like their belief. You can't prove or disprove their beliefs. It's not like science. Student: Can you give us an example? Like miracles or something? Thornton: You mean like a mother lifting a car to get her child. She's able to do that because she believes God gave her the will and strength to lift the car. Eric Neyman: What type of religion has cars in it?