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#2383

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Oct. 20, 2010, 5:47 p.m.

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Teacher: If you use that as an eraser one more time, I'll erase your nose.

C.J. was using the back of an expo marker to erase the board

c.j., eraser

#2404

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Oct. 23, 2010, 2:58 p.m.

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Pham: Guy, you need to be hurry up, look at the clock! ...okay, clock dead, don't worry about it.

#2423

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Oct. 27, 2010, 8:36 p.m.

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//breaking into groups Rose: We are going to have a draft. You can pick the boy you have a crush on, you can pick guys that are good at logic, or you can pick people who eat smelly sandwiches.

2 of the 4 captains were girls out of 3 in the entire class at the beginning of class, Rose criticized one of the students about the smelly sandwich he was eating

rose, geometry

#2424

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Oct. 27, 2010, 8:38 p.m.

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//learning binary Rose: We have a base ten system for ONE reason....*creates suspense* WE ARE MONKEYS.

#2435

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Oct. 28, 2010, 9:27 p.m.

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// A student inquires about the "subject" field on a ScanTron form Student: What's the subject of this test? Whitacre: It's your future. Student: Should we write that down? Whitacre: You don't have one!

#2441

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Oct. 29, 2010, 7:58 a.m.

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Student: What is your sexual orientation? Other Student: VIDEO GAMES.....definitely video games!!!

#2476

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Nov. 4, 2010, 7:59 p.m.

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Student: Are we supposed to memorize that? Pham: Memorize?! I never tell you memorize anything! All these years I do never memorize, you guy know that by now? Including the name. When you were ninth grade, when do I start know your name? Students: ..? Pham: NEVER! Minas: You knew my name when you started making fun of me. Andrea: You knew Michael and Rajan's names because you kept yelling at them.

#2491

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Nov. 7, 2010, 1:03 p.m.

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//defining a segment of a circle in math class Teacher: So you take your girlfriend out for pizza. You're going to eat the crust and let your girlfriend eat the pizza, because you're a man, right. //Awkward pause Teacher: Hell no! I'm eating the damn pizza!!

#2495

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Nov. 7, 2010, 2:59 p.m.

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Pham: You generate plenty of steam come out your mouth! Shakib: Yeah, like this morning I made a lot of steam. It was really cold. Pham: NO it was not cold! What are you, wimp or something?

#2524

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Nov. 12, 2010, 10:21 a.m.

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Student: You know what I don't get Mr. Whitacre? Other Student: Life! Whitacre: Who said that? (student identifies self) Good!