#2234

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Sept. 30, 2010, 8 a.m.

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//Duval walks into 3D Graphics Everybody: Hi, Ms. Duval. Stephen: Hello, Stephen/Stephanie. Everybody: What? Stephen: Oh, that's the unborn baby's name. //Duval shakes head.

#2246

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Oct. 2, 2010, 8:49 p.m.

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Whitacre: Yeah, sociopaths... you can tell they usually have no conscience about anything, no feelings. I know early on, ladies, that sounds just like guys in general, but, you know, give 'em a chance. If they want to put a puppy in a microwave, it's time to call the cops.

#2258

88

Oct. 3, 2010, 6:29 p.m.

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Gross: We don't have NSL in New Jersey. We don't care about that stuff.

#2265

88

Oct. 4, 2010, 9:54 a.m.

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Polina: Tennis balls aren't green! (Pause) Polina: Wait, they are.

#2271

88

Oct. 4, 2010, 7:43 p.m.

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//About the Celts Whitacre: Hey, I'm short on money. Let's go sack Rome.

#2320

88

Oct. 8, 2010, 7:45 a.m.

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//teaching logic Mr. Rose: I will marry someone only if they are rich, but what if I can't find anyone rich, like if I live in PG County or something?

#2335

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Oct. 9, 2010, 12:16 p.m.

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Stein: Who has coins in their pockets? I need about twenty coins. I'm poor. This is how I pay for my family's dinner.

#2358

88

Oct. 14, 2010, 4:13 p.m.

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Stein: This is another one of those things that's like having a baby.

#2362

88

Oct. 14, 2010, 5:25 p.m.

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Pham: Where Tommy? Nilay: ...he's not in this class. Pham: Oh.

#2375

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Oct. 19, 2010, 3:35 p.m.

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Roth: I have to sneeze. //Goes in the hall and sneezes very loudly Roth: I'm derivative. I mean, I'm delirious. I mean, I'm allergic to derivatives.