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Nov. 16, 2010, 1:47 p.m.

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Swaney: Richard, why are you late again? Richard: Because the rent is too damn high!

#2567

88

Nov. 17, 2010, 10:54 p.m.

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Grossman: Everyone, turn on the mood lighting. [suggestively] C'mon, let's get in the moooood.

#2588

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Nov. 19, 2010, 10:53 p.m.

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Freeman: One's named Trig, and one's named Trip. I can't tell which is Palin's, and which one's Bristol's. I also think there's one named Tacklebox.

#2603

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Nov. 24, 2010, 9:13 a.m.

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//the day before thanksgiving Whitacre: The holidays suck. And now we're at that time of year, so I'm gonna leave you with a role model. *puts on House*

#2628

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Dec. 2, 2010, 5:36 p.m.

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Rose: (swings arms back and forth) This is the most fun I have ever had in my entire life!!!

#2648

88

Dec. 8, 2010, 8:57 p.m.

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Stein: Here is an explanation so you can understand this... phenomenon. Theresa/Savannah/Tyler: Doo doooo doodoo doo. Stein: quiet...

#2696

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Dec. 17, 2010, 5:39 p.m.

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//Rose is talking about hyperbola Rose: So if you're in a hyperbolic room .... JACK PUT YOUR PANTS ON!!!

#2701

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Dec. 20, 2010, 5:04 p.m.

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Austin H: Hey, guys, what's the Universal Application? Neel K: It's like the Common App, but it works on Mars.

#2725

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Dec. 23, 2010, 8:48 p.m.

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McHale: Why did you punch me? I gave you brownies. Tatyana: It was an affectionate punch.

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Jan. 3, 2011, 8:58 a.m.

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//the joys of Honors English 12 Stelzner: Winter break is really going to suck next year. You know why? Christmas is on a Sunday and New Year's is on a Saturday, so it's just going to be those five days. You seniors have it really lucky. Student 1: Not me, 'cuz I'm not gonna graduate. Student 2: Oh damn, me neither!