#5204

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Oct. 1, 2014, 8:16 p.m.

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//At bakery in Four Corners buying cake for Jake Yamada's birthday right after selecting cake Cashier Lady: So would you like to pay $1.50 for writing on it? Max: Yeah, we'll get one Cashier Lady: So what do you want it to say? Shubham: Happy Birthday Scrub Cashier Lady: So how do you spell that? Robert: S-C-R-U-B, and in pink icing

#5515

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June 17, 2015, 10:03 a.m.

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//At ARML 2015, while buying ice cream Group from New York: Hey, aren't you pretty rural? Sorry, we think everything's rural because we're from New York. Girl on Montgomery team: ... No, we're actually really close to D.C. Group from New York: Wait, in Alabama?! Girl on Montgomery team: No, in Maryland.

#6099

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Nov. 17, 2016, 11:07 p.m.

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// ADSB is doing a circular linked list problem set called Hunger Games that takes a list of "contestants" and cycles thru, "killing" every n contestants and generating a random death message for each contestant // An email from Mr. Paul the week after the pset: Daniel Schaffer's Hunger Games deaths file: was shot with a bow and pointer. was permanently dereferenced. was gored by an angry RAM. overflowed the stack and was found in a heap. had a moth get stuck in their brain. went on a knight's tour and a black square became a black hole. got garbage collected. had their program die and took it personally. received a blue screen of death was shut down for upgrades; didn't restart. visited a cemetery and got encrypted. had their life history cleared. had undocumented code and got deported along with it. was crushed by an unbalanced binary tree. had a free trial of life and it expired was conquered when someone else divided.

#6325

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March 20, 2017, 2:01 p.m.

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Rose: Cuadrado is like my secret soulmate.

#6412

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May 8, 2017, 1:06 p.m.

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//Taking a quiz Voice in the hallway: How am I a ho??? Rose: I will go explain to her. //Rose goes into the hall

#8107

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April 11, 2019, 9:41 p.m.

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//Diffeq period 9 //Kaz gives Eli a veggie straw, which he sticks part way in his mouth. //Eli looks over his left shoulder, and then his right, looking for someone to share the veggie straw with. Eli: Dammit, there's no one I can flirt with.

#8617

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Sept. 22, 2020, 1:41 p.m.

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//about students taking logic and adv geo at the same time who have two rose classes in one day Rose: That's a lot of Rose. Might be too much.

#8944

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Jan. 27, 2021, 1:45 p.m.

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Rose: I made this sad face that pretty much summarizes this class

#8989

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Feb. 9, 2021, 12:41 p.m.

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//Rose is talking about his friend who sends him inappropriate jokes during school hours Rose: It was becoming a bit of a problem, so I had to silence him. Rose: Anyways, he's in the hospital right now...

#9968

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Feb. 11, 2022, 9:22 a.m.

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*mr rose's wife walking behind him and cussing* rose: "you know the class can hear you, right?" his wife: "hi class." rose: "my wife's dropping f bombs down the hall. "