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Feb. 14, 2014, 3:12 p.m.

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//Pham taking our attendance for the first time Pham: Sambuha? Sambuddha: No, it's "Sambuddha." Pham: Oh yeah, he have the Double D's! My vision getting bad.

#5330

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Dec. 19, 2014, 4:25 p.m.

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//Precalc C Rose: In third period, we had a discussion about the difference between a directrix and a dominatrix. //laughs Rose: Some people didn't know what a dominatrix was. It was an awkward moment. Student: Was Sherry one of them?

#3822

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Nov. 30, 2011, 9:08 p.m.

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//Talking about how our culture doesn't value non-human life Whitacre: In the pounds, if nobody adopts you, they just put you down. You don't see that in orphanages. Walk into an orphanage and pull out the lethal injections. "Hey, nobody got you this year; sorry Tommy." *splurt*

#6270

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March 2, 2017, 8:50 a.m.

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//pd 1 apnsl Cirincione: Has anyone ever bought a savings bond? //silence Cirincione: What?! Telon: My name is bond Telon & James: Savings bond

#7779

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Dec. 2, 2018, 9:21 p.m.

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// Physics class *Mr. Schafer is conducting a demo on energy and work; he builds a rollercoaster and drops a ball off the top* Mr. Schafer: Do you see how there is a sound whenever the ball is in contact with the loop? Class: Yes. Mr. Schafer: *Catches ball* Sam: Wow, nice catch. Mr. Schafer: *Repeats experiment three times* Sam: OK, now he's just showing off. Mr. Schafer: I'm sorry you can't catch.

#7928

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Feb. 8, 2019, 2:12 a.m.

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//Period 9 Multivar Schwartz: There's this soy bean drink neatly wrapped in a plastic bag that's been sitting here for a day now. I've heard someone call it a "Berkowitz Grenade".

#8423

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Dec. 11, 2019, 10:18 a.m.

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Cirincione: Isn't it cool to drop bombs on a vaguely Middle Eastern city?

#9389

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Nov. 17, 2021, 2:57 p.m.

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Stephen: Boy, I sure love using a long tube to inject clear fluid into a cavity. Delaney, walking by: Yeah, me too

#5204

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Oct. 1, 2014, 8:16 p.m.

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//At bakery in Four Corners buying cake for Jake Yamada's birthday right after selecting cake Cashier Lady: So would you like to pay $1.50 for writing on it? Max: Yeah, we'll get one Cashier Lady: So what do you want it to say? Shubham: Happy Birthday Scrub Cashier Lady: So how do you spell that? Robert: S-C-R-U-B, and in pink icing

#5515

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June 17, 2015, 10:03 a.m.

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//At ARML 2015, while buying ice cream Group from New York: Hey, aren't you pretty rural? Sorry, we think everything's rural because we're from New York. Girl on Montgomery team: ... No, we're actually really close to D.C. Group from New York: Wait, in Alabama?! Girl on Montgomery team: No, in Maryland.