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⚐ ReportO'Donovan: If my parents wanted me to go through pain, like "You'll never do it again!", they'd use alcohol! Peroxide doesn't hurt!
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⚐ ReportLosekamp: My nephew fought tooth-and-nail to not get a haircut. They could never cut his head -- I mean, cut his hair-- Diego: --because he knew they would cut his head.
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⚐ ReportRose: Here we have a screenshot from Wikipedia. You know the presentation's getting serious when it includes a screenshot from Wikipedia.
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⚐ ReportJustin: advil is the superior drug Justin: why would you do meth when you can do advil
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⚐ ReportLodal: some funny things happen when you indiscriminately put people's last names and ite togethere Emily: THERE'S A LODALITE Lodal: oh really? that's nice i'll have to look that up later.
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⚐ Report// Ostrander walks in Stein: Hi Mr. Ostrander, are you looking for Michael Wang? // Michael Wang walks in 3 seconds later Stein: So you've kept your promise of not being late for 2 classes. Ostrander: During your wedding in the future, does "till death do us part" only last for when you take 2 classes? Michael: In my defense, it was 4 classes.
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⚐ Report// Stein is giving his lecture on means Siri: Sorry, I didn't quite catch that. Stein: Shut up! Siri: I'm sorry, could you say that again? Stein: Go away! Siri: Okay, I won't.
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⚐ Report//[student] offered to bring in succulents for Mr. Lodal's hall-passes Lodal: I don't identify with cactuses
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⚐ Report// Student borrows pencil from Charles for weight quiz Charles: Why won't you take the black one? *Student takes black pencil* Charles: Why did you choose the black one? *Student put black pencil back* Charles: Why didn't you choose the black one?