#585

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Oct. 2, 2009, 11:06 a.m.

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//walks into the sysop room Conway: Why's it so hot in here? Jacob: *looks at thermometer* It's only 94 degrees, 11 degrees colder than it was a few minutes ago. Roger: Yeah, it's like winter in here.

#615

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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//Whitacre is reading choices from a quiz on religious views Whitacre: Mine is the only true religion. Steven: I will stone you! Whitacre: Spoken like a true bigot.

#629

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Oct. 11, 2009, 5 p.m.

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*Stein's phone rings in class* Stein: It's Mr. Pham. He wants to know if I want noodles and chicken.

#631

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Oct. 11, 2009, 7:55 p.m.

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Schafer: "So here we have a graph relating the frequency to the kinetic energy of the electron. Now, what do we see here that's important?" <silence> Schafer: "Come on, what's the most important thing when looking at a physics graph?" Alex C.: "The background color!' Schafer: "Thats great, go touch the greenhouse door"

#643

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Oct. 12, 2009, 11:09 a.m.

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Whitacre: You could be happy with a lot of people, you just happened to meet that one first. True love, there is no such thing. So why're you giving candy away? I got a list of people. Next one, move! I'm on a schedule here.

#653

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Oct. 12, 2009, 7:07 p.m.

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Stein: See, Newton just used his genius on that apple. In the morning, it hit him on the head, and we had gravity. Then he heated it up for lunch, and we had calculus.

#688

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Oct. 14, 2009, 7:47 p.m.

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Whitacre: Who needs philosophy? You live, you die, you live, you die, maybe you pass on genetic material, maybe not!

#694

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Oct. 14, 2009, 7:57 p.m.

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//talking about foreign diplomacy Whitacre: China doesn't need missiles. They don't need a kill button, they can just go "Here's the bill!"

#701

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Oct. 19, 2009, 5:06 p.m.

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//discussing The Scarlet Letter Cannon: Consider Hawthorne's use of language. "With a convulsive motion" -- Ooh! -- "he tore away the ministerial band from before his breast." And it's not just to show all the townspeople his *ripped abs*.

#708

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:40 p.m.

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Schafer: I hate you all. Jacob: Last week when you said that, you said you were talking to the electrons. Schafer: Not this time.