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#2516

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Nov. 10, 2010, 6:21 p.m.

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Hinkle: You ladies put your dollars bills away. Save them for tonight. *pretends to fan out and shoot dollar bills*

We were doing a unit on money in econ. Hinkle can be really inapproriate, but hilariously so.

hinkle

#2523

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Nov. 12, 2010, 10:18 a.m.

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Whitacre: So you like dead bodies now? Student: I'm not sure if I do or not. Theresa: You're like a necrophiliac! Whitacre: Go work at a morgue. You'll never be without a date!

#2550

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Nov. 16, 2010, 1:54 p.m.

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Janvi: Let there be light...wait, who said that? Linda: God...

#2551

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Nov. 16, 2010, 1:58 p.m.

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Rose: Ok? //Class is silent Rose: Shutup, Pulkit!

#2568

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Nov. 18, 2010, 7:50 a.m.

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Swaney: Ok, if anyone is caught with any other website open... I don't know... Jack: They have to close the site? Swaney: No, they get stoned... and not the good kind.

#2608

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Nov. 26, 2010, 6:59 p.m.

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Sahil: So, do you have any weird friends? Christine: Besides you? No. *Christine leaves, Sahil and Callie eat for a few minutes* Sahil: Callie? Callie: Yes? Sahil: CHRISTINE CALLED ME HER FRIEND!!!! *fangirl-esque motions*

#2616

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Nov. 30, 2010, 10:30 p.m.

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//discussing double integrals in polar Teacher: Since I was really angry at my 5th pd, I told them it was ARRRR dRdθ. And I know *looks at Contreras* some idiot is gonna be in the middle of the test, see a problem, and say ARRRRRR dRdθ, and everyone's gonna remember it. Danderson: So guys, just remember Polar Pirates. Student: I think those were called Vikings... Rafael: So Vikings solve integrals now? Teacher: Well, they were certainly pirates. *begins discussing the Vikings*

#2629

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Dec. 2, 2010, 5:37 p.m.

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Scahfer: This is our blue flingy thing -- that's a technical term.

#2652

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Dec. 8, 2010, 10:31 p.m.

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Scott: No, it's not working! Just because the screen is full of errors does not mean it's working!

#2690

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Dec. 16, 2010, 12:06 p.m.

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Rose: Math is just a giant dance of ignorance.  All we can do is determine the exact nature of our ignorance.

// Context: All theorems of mathematics are conditionals.

rose