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#2690

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Dec. 16, 2010, 12:06 p.m.

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Rose: Math is just a giant dance of ignorance.  All we can do is determine the exact nature of our ignorance.

// Context: All theorems of mathematics are conditionals.

rose

#2753

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Jan. 4, 2011, 9:48 p.m.

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Schafer (slowly and with emphasis): *Nucleons* are particles that are found in the *nucleus*. //pause Schafer (normally): Sometimes I feel kinda like one of those boring teachers, you know?

#2758

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Jan. 6, 2011, 2:52 p.m.

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//during modsim on Thursday Pham: Wait, tomorrow is Monday, right?

#2854

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Feb. 1, 2011, 6:16 p.m.

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*Pham lifts up a desk* Pham: How do you say this in French? Student 1: Desk! Pham: No! That's not French! //Later Pham (to student 2): Lift that up.  *points at chair* Pham: How do you say that in Japanese? Student 3: Tsukue!

Tsukue means desk in Japanese //Pham was explaining how when taking Chemistry, we learn the chemistry language.

chair, desk, japanese, pham, french

#2910

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Feb. 10, 2011, 8:50 a.m.

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(pretending to be a college) Teacher: I'll admit 1000 caucasians, five blacks, and...two...hispanics. Student: What about Asians? Teacher: Oh yes, Asians. I'll admit 2000 Asians.

#2917

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Feb. 10, 2011, 11:16 p.m.

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//Discussing arguments (Claim, Data, Warrant) Anderson: Data isn't really a good term; when I think of data I think of science, which gives me...chills.

#2941

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Feb. 17, 2011, 10:32 a.m.

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[Eric N is shadowing; freshman chem is balancing equations] Freshman: You can grab as much oxygen as you like from the air. Eric: Ooh! Can you grab negative oxygen?

#2978

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Feb. 24, 2011, 8:40 a.m.

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Ashu: You know my name? Pham: No! I know you... you loudmouth.

#2991

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Feb. 24, 2011, 8:25 p.m.

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//2 students are having trouble getting a powerpoint up on the screen Whitacre: What's taking so long? You're losing points! Danderson: They seem to be having technical difficulties... Whitacre: Yeah, there are two on the computer right now!

#3001

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Feb. 25, 2011, 5:19 p.m.

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Lev: So a capacitor is like a toilet...