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⚐ ReportRose: Math is just a giant dance of ignorance. All we can do is determine the exact nature of our ignorance.
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⚐ ReportSchafer (slowly and with emphasis): *Nucleons* are particles that are found in the *nucleus*. //pause Schafer (normally): Sometimes I feel kinda like one of those boring teachers, you know?
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⚐ Report*Pham lifts up a desk* Pham: How do you say this in French? Student 1: Desk! Pham: No! That's not French! //Later Pham (to student 2): Lift that up. *points at chair* Pham: How do you say that in Japanese? Student 3: Tsukue!
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⚐ Report(pretending to be a college) Teacher: I'll admit 1000 caucasians, five blacks, and...two...hispanics. Student: What about Asians? Teacher: Oh yes, Asians. I'll admit 2000 Asians.
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⚐ Report//Discussing arguments (Claim, Data, Warrant) Anderson: Data isn't really a good term; when I think of data I think of science, which gives me...chills.
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⚐ Report[Eric N is shadowing; freshman chem is balancing equations] Freshman: You can grab as much oxygen as you like from the air. Eric: Ooh! Can you grab negative oxygen?
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⚐ Report//2 students are having trouble getting a powerpoint up on the screen Whitacre: What's taking so long? You're losing points! Danderson: They seem to be having technical difficulties... Whitacre: Yeah, there are two on the computer right now!