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#7913

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Feb. 5, 2019, 9:05 a.m.

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//part 2 of previous sloe duval quote Duval: You can call [Raymond] Rae-Rae Sunshine. He might even respond. *Raymond looks up, utterly horrified* Duval: See?

#8102

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April 10, 2019, 12:16 p.m.

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//Going to Wallops Rajit: There's a Kars4Kids. (Sarcastically) Do they trade cars for kids? Duval: That's how I got mine. Colin: Your cars or your kids? Duval: Yes.

#4165

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June 24, 2012, 10:56 p.m.

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//at ARML 2012, sitting behind some TJ kids TJ kid: The problem with the two circles was really hard. I spent like 20 minutes trying to figure it out. Hannah He: *leans in between the two kids* I know, right? I was like, what the heck are circles?

#8095

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April 8, 2019, 3:52 p.m.

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//Entomology, pd 5 //Luke is looking at his computer; Duval is lecturing Luke: Ahhhhhhhhhhhueghghhhhhhhhhhahughguhghghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (continue for 15 seconds) Reynald (pointing in the general vicinity): That noise... it came from a mouth?

#7930

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Feb. 8, 2019, 9:58 a.m.

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//aoa Gonzalez: Who here has Spanish after this class and has a quiz? *a third of the class raises their hands* Gonzalez: Would it help if I gave the lecture in Spanish? //later Gonzalez: I had all this vocabulary because my parents would always yell at me in Spanish. That's why I'm very good at angry Spanish.

"Yeah, try asking for the bathroom angrily in Spanish" "EL BANO"

aoa, gonzalez

#7981

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March 4, 2019, 4:09 p.m.

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//Complex, discussing analytic functions //Schwartz writes "Analyticity" on the board Joseph: If there's analyticity, then what about analytize? Schwartz: ... I am now hesitant to coin terms based off the word "analytic", because it contains a word... that appears on your transcript. About 5 years ago, I had this student named Teddy. He convinced me to use the word "analicious" to denote being happy about a function being analytic. He totally knew what he was doing, but I was completely unaware and kept saying it for 2-3 weeks.

#8398

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Nov. 22, 2019, 10:55 p.m.

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//Analysis 2 //Rose walks in Schwartz: A student pointed out something cool about the proof for the multivar 2nd derivative test. We should talk about it some time. Robert: So this is what you guys do instead of going out for drinks. Schwartz: Yeah, pretty much.

#8503

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Feb. 13, 2020, 10:56 a.m.

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//millikan's oil drop experiment Schafer: he basically had excel anyways, he had a lab journal and a grad student

this does not bode well for srp

schafer

#8615

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Sept. 16, 2020, 8:41 p.m.

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//advanced geometry back to school night //mr rose is teaching the parents proofs in geogebra Mr Rose: Stay with me, class!! *remembers it's not a class* Mr Rose: Woo! Stay with me, not class!!!

#9016

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Feb. 19, 2021, 10:08 a.m.

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David Attenborough: The orchid's mimicry is so convincing and enticing, that sometimes a flower will attract a whole scrum of sex-crazed [wasp] suitors. //Documentary cuts to wasp orgy Charlotte: It's like the stairwells at Blair