#8102

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April 10, 2019, 12:16 p.m.

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//Going to Wallops Rajit: There's a Kars4Kids. (Sarcastically) Do they trade cars for kids? Duval: That's how I got mine. Colin: Your cars or your kids? Duval: Yes.

#4165

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June 24, 2012, 10:56 p.m.

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//at ARML 2012, sitting behind some TJ kids TJ kid: The problem with the two circles was really hard. I spent like 20 minutes trying to figure it out. Hannah He: *leans in between the two kids* I know, right? I was like, what the heck are circles?

#7770

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Nov. 29, 2018, 6:13 p.m.

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//Sloe pd 2 Sloe: how many people here are vegetarians? *no response* Sloe: How many people here don't eat red meat? Ayush: me Sloe: do you eat white meat? Ayush: no Sloe: do you eat any animal meat? Ayush: no Sloe: so you're a vegetarian? *Ayush nods slowly* Sloe: well good morning to you...

#8610

5757

Sept. 10, 2020, 12:59 p.m.

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Stein: I'm going to quit. I'm going to call up Ms Johnson and say, "The students won't say self, I quit."

#9462

5757

Nov. 30, 2021, 8:13 p.m.

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Street: make sure to tie the hot glue gun wire like this so there isn't a snake orgy Street: erm, a mess of wires Student: I promise it's not my fault!!! *runs out of the room*

#10678

5757

June 9, 2022, 11:20 a.m.

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Lodal: Ostrander must be constipated from the amount of times he doesn’t give a crap.

#8095

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April 8, 2019, 3:52 p.m.

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//Entomology, pd 5 //Luke is looking at his computer; Duval is lecturing Luke: Ahhhhhhhhhhhueghghhhhhhhhhhahughguhghghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (continue for 15 seconds) Reynald (pointing in the general vicinity): That noise... it came from a mouth?

#7930

5656

Feb. 8, 2019, 9:58 a.m.

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//aoa Gonzalez: Who here has Spanish after this class and has a quiz? *a third of the class raises their hands* Gonzalez: Would it help if I gave the lecture in Spanish? //later Gonzalez: I had all this vocabulary because my parents would always yell at me in Spanish. That's why I'm very good at angry Spanish.

#8615

5656

Sept. 16, 2020, 8:41 p.m.

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//advanced geometry back to school night //mr rose is teaching the parents proofs in geogebra Mr Rose: Stay with me, class!! *remembers it's not a class* Mr Rose: Woo! Stay with me, not class!!!

#3169

9599

March 29, 2011, 4:09 p.m.

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//Jason finds a review packet for the 1998 AP Physics exam Jason: Line integrals on an AP! They had to be smarter back then. Thomas: How did we get so stupid in 12 years? Wait... Jason: 13.