#9016

5656

Feb. 19, 2021, 10:08 a.m.

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David Attenborough: The orchid's mimicry is so convincing and enticing, that sometimes a flower will attract a whole scrum of sex-crazed [wasp] suitors. //Documentary cuts to wasp orgy Charlotte: It's like the stairwells at Blair

#11304

5656

Dec. 9, 2022, 2:43 p.m.

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Street; You see, I'd be worried about getting fired... Street: But I'm trying to get fired

#3169

9599

March 29, 2011, 4:09 p.m.

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//Jason finds a review packet for the 1998 AP Physics exam Jason: Line integrals on an AP! They had to be smarter back then. Thomas: How did we get so stupid in 12 years? Wait... Jason: 13.

#7881

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Jan. 24, 2019, 12:04 p.m.

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//Lodal stops me in the hallway Lodal: Reynald, can you put a quote up on blairbash reminding my astronomy kids to bring in their text books?

#7782

5555

Dec. 4, 2018, 7:47 a.m.

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Gonzalez: I don’t need to make MCPS look bad, they do it themselves.

#8492

5555

Feb. 6, 2020, 1:14 p.m.

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Rose: What's the kinda like wise... Rose: *pauses* Rose: I can curse, right? You guys are half way to juniors? Rose: Anyway, what's the kinda like wise-ass answer that works?

#7547

117123

June 15, 2018, 8:20 a.m.

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//Horne sees Soumith and Connor with red hair Horne: What's with your hair? Soumith: It's a tradition. Horne: For you two? Soumith: Nah, our whole friend group. Horne: Oh Horne: So just you two?

#8003

9498

March 12, 2019, 9:45 a.m.

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//pd 4 rose Rose: teach your kids gaussian curvature, because otherwise a stranger might do it.

#2431

6870

Oct. 28, 2010, 7:12 p.m.

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Pham: If you go to Mexico, drink water, you get diarrhea instantly. Shirley: Instantly?! Minas: Plus or minus thirty minutes.

#2883

137145

Feb. 7, 2011, 7:46 p.m.

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Theresa (on dating in the magnet): The odds are good but the goods are odd.