#7981

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March 4, 2019, 4:09 p.m.

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//Complex, discussing analytic functions //Schwartz writes "Analyticity" on the board Joseph: If there's analyticity, then what about analytize? Schwartz: ... I am now hesitant to coin terms based off the word "analytic", because it contains a word... that appears on your transcript. About 5 years ago, I had this student named Teddy. He convinced me to use the word "analicious" to denote being happy about a function being analytic. He totally knew what he was doing, but I was completely unaware and kept saying it for 2-3 weeks.

#8492

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Feb. 6, 2020, 1:14 p.m.

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Rose: What's the kinda like wise... Rose: *pauses* Rose: I can curse, right? You guys are half way to juniors? Rose: Anyway, what's the kinda like wise-ass answer that works?

#8503

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Feb. 13, 2020, 10:56 a.m.

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//millikan's oil drop experiment Schafer: he basically had excel anyways, he had a lab journal and a grad student

#7547

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June 15, 2018, 8:20 a.m.

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//Horne sees Soumith and Connor with red hair Horne: What's with your hair? Soumith: It's a tradition. Horne: For you two? Soumith: Nah, our whole friend group. Horne: Oh Horne: So just you two?

#8003

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March 12, 2019, 9:45 a.m.

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//pd 4 rose Rose: teach your kids gaussian curvature, because otherwise a stranger might do it.

#7881

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Jan. 24, 2019, 12:04 p.m.

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//Lodal stops me in the hallway Lodal: Reynald, can you put a quote up on blairbash reminding my astronomy kids to bring in their text books?

#2431

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Oct. 28, 2010, 7:12 p.m.

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Pham: If you go to Mexico, drink water, you get diarrhea instantly. Shirley: Instantly?! Minas: Plus or minus thirty minutes.

#2883

137145

Feb. 7, 2011, 7:46 p.m.

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Theresa (on dating in the magnet): The odds are good but the goods are odd.

#8365

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Oct. 24, 2019, 9:02 a.m.

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Mrs Johnson on the PA: And there will be a lesson on vaping. Mr Stein: Yeah, I'm gonna teach you how to vape.

#7407

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April 13, 2018, 9:11 a.m.

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Rose: Reynald I had a dream about you last night. Rose: You and Rafi were at a summer camp and you were ten, shorter and with a higher-pitched voice... I was a camp counselor, but you kept correcting me like all the time... Whenever I said something you were like "No no no Mr. Rose you gotta do this"...