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Nov. 15, 2024, 1 p.m.

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Rose: I was tutoring this girl... It was clear nothing was going on in her head.

#759

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Oct. 27, 2009, 6:20 p.m.

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//pham, talking about plugging in numbers that aren't supposed to work, while teaching partial fraction decomposition Pham: Guess what I do! I stick it in! When I was kid, people say not to do, but I do anyways!

#5921

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May 5, 2016, 10:20 p.m.

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// ARML Practice Eric Lu: What do time and Guang's hair have in common? They're both up!

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March 13, 2019, 4:44 p.m.

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//judging submissions at MCPS HSF //one of the team names is "Kowalski, Analysis" William: Oh, they're named after our calculus textbook, right?

#3416

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May 26, 2011, 2:37 p.m.

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Milo: Katelin, why did you just draw a giant dick on our transparency? Katelin: It's okay, it was on the back.

#4691

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Dec. 23, 2013, 10:53 a.m.

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Pham: You get F! Get out and cloe da door. Sachin: I get out of hallway into classroom. Pham: Get out the classroom! Sachin: I get out the classroom if you get out my mom.

#1033

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Dec. 3, 2009, 4:57 p.m.

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Ravilious: You guys can understand calculus like a second language but you guys can't even read "three" on the board??

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April 26, 2010, 4:15 p.m.

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//Walstein's precalc B class, talking about why people should speak French Richard Chen: The French make sweet love! Eva: Speaking French isn't going to help you, Richard.

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Dec. 21, 2010, 8:38 p.m.

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Patrick Shan: I think physics just doesn't like me...just like a pretty girl! Schafer: I would say something that encourages you and helps you with your self esteem, but I'm just going to agree with you. Amy Yan: That's so sad...at least he understands the truth.

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Dec. 25, 2010, 11:05 p.m.

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Schafer: Michael's dad is a vet, so he can answer all of our pet related questions. Michael, do cats and dogs have arms? Michael: Well, they have FORElegs, and HINDlegs, so no they don't. Schafer: Any other pet-related questions? John Anderson: Michael, how many dogs has your dad euthanized?