#3904

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Jan. 22, 2012, 7:38 p.m.

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//From the butyric acid incident a long time ago that made the entire 3rd floor smell, as Mr. Hammond put it, like "dead feet cheese" //Emmeline, Tatyana, and Audrey are boiling ethanol and butyric acid (smells like vomit) together to make ethyl butanoate (which smells like pineapple). Alcohol+acid=nice smelling ester Emmeline + Tatyana: Wow, that smelled disgusting before. At least the pineapple smells nice after the ethanol was added. Pham: Yeah, it like how ugly girl turn beautiful! Emmeline + Tatyana: By combining them...with alcohol?? //Later, the flask dropped to the floor and the unreacted butyric acid spread and made everything smell almost unbelievably terrible and the scent had absorbed into Emmeline's and Tatyana's clothing Tatyana: Mr. Pham! Are you laughing at my misery?! Pham: Don't you used to it by now? *laughs* //Later.. Tatyana + Emmeline: Mr. Pham! Why did you let us do the experiment with butyric acid in the first place, especially since your fume hood is all messy?! Pham: It because they no give me window room. I take revenge every year. //Emmeline's next class made her sit in the very back corner of the classroom with all the windows open. Smell tests were conducted on anyone entering the 3rd floor computer labs. Tatyana ran to her next class, accidentally touching the door of a different room... freshmen crowded around the door, asking "Did something die in there?!" Tatyana: (entering room): Does anyone have a change of clothing? //Student, extremely tall, athletic guy in basketball clothes raises hand Tatyana: Err...anyone else? Eva: Oh! You can have my shirt. But I NEED my pants. //In the end, things worked out fine, although Mr.Hammond and the nostrils of many students will likely fondly remember the day the third floor smelled like sweaty gym socks and moldy cheese.

#4799

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March 17, 2014, 9:14 p.m.

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//Hammond keeps commenting on how Schafer is teaching. Schafer: You're ruining this class! //Schafer returns to covering the photoelectric effect. Nino: Can I go to the bathroom? Schafer: _Can_ you go to the bathroom? I certainly hope so. Paul: May we get to that homework question? Schafer: Can I get through these notes first? Paul: I don't know; can you? //Class "ooh"s. Schafer: Well, actually, that's a fair question. Hammond: You know, I think you're doing a fine job of ruining this class yourself. You don't need me. Schafer: I have two words for you. Let's see if you can guess them. Hammond: "Thank you." Schafer: The two words are "salmon pickles," just so you know. Hammond: "Salmon pickles?" Schafer: Well, duh. What did you think they were? Hammond: I thought they were, "thank you." Schafer: Oh. I thought you were thanking me. Well, in any case, you're right about the second word. And the last letter of the first word. //Class "ooh"s.

#5567

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Oct. 6, 2015, 2:14 p.m.

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Stein: Did you just correct her grammar? That's not how you make friends, Sambuddha.

#5931

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May 12, 2016, 6:53 p.m.

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//Eli bet Kristi she couldn't wear a pancake on her head all day //Dondee walks into precal carrying an origami deer head Student 1: Mr. Giles, why don't you even look surprised that someone just brought in a paper deer head? Giles: There is literally someone wearing a bread hat. I wouldn't be surprised if someone came in with a deer carcass. Student 2: It's a pancake, not bread. //Later, Katheryn puts a pancake on her head as well Giles: Now there are two people wearing pancakes. //Later, Schafer is explaining an analogy involving polar graphs, a mouse, a toy car, and a bucket of paint Giles: You all stare at him like he's crazy as you wear pancakes on your head. Schafer: Ooh I like pancakes!

#7365

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April 3, 2018, 9:18 a.m.

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//Schwartz yelling math across the hall. Bosse: I’m learning so much math now! How does he have so much energy? Reynald: He’s young.

#7460

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May 1, 2018, 10:23 p.m.

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Pham: You guy get headache when you leave my class. You know why? It because your brain getting bigger.

#7722

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Nov. 12, 2018, 1:10 p.m.

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Rose: So I haven't slept the past two days ... Rose: My hands are shaking so much I can't write on the board ... Rose: Kevin was the only person who actually did this proof all the way. Anson: So you're saying Kevin did the proof on the left to set up the equivalent proof on the right? Rose: Wait how did you know Kevin did this, did you talk with him after the test?

#7849

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Jan. 8, 2019, 5:58 p.m.

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//Logic period 7 Rose: Back then, I didn't have a camera for recording classes. Some students would bring in cameras but they would be so low resolution that you couldn't see anything. But, you know, the CAP teachers have these awesome cameras, and I kept borrowing it from them. There was a nice CAP teacher and a mean one. I would keep going down there and beg like a child to the CAP teacher, and I just humiliated myself every day. Then one day, the mean CAP teacher was in charge, and I asked for the camera and he was just like "NO". I begged again and he was like "NO. You don't need it." So that's why I have my own camera now.

#7886

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Jan. 25, 2019, 12:13 p.m.

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//9th period precalc Rose: Guys we’re getting really off task. Rose: By the way I’m really hungry does anyone have any like almonds or something?

#8270

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Sept. 6, 2019, 8:25 a.m.

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//for(int i = 1; I <= n; i++;){ Wright: If n is 10, how many times does it run? 10, right? If n is one million, then how many times? Class: ... Wright: One hundred.