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March 13, 2019, 4:44 p.m.

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//judging submissions at MCPS HSF //one of the team names is "Kowalski, Analysis" William: Oh, they're named after our calculus textbook, right?

#3416

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May 26, 2011, 2:37 p.m.

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Milo: Katelin, why did you just draw a giant dick on our transparency? Katelin: It's okay, it was on the back.

#4691

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Dec. 23, 2013, 10:53 a.m.

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Pham: You get F! Get out and cloe da door. Sachin: I get out of hallway into classroom. Pham: Get out the classroom! Sachin: I get out the classroom if you get out my mom.

#1033

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Dec. 3, 2009, 4:57 p.m.

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Ravilious: You guys can understand calculus like a second language but you guys can't even read "three" on the board??

#1827

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April 26, 2010, 4:15 p.m.

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//Walstein's precalc B class, talking about why people should speak French Richard Chen: The French make sweet love! Eva: Speaking French isn't going to help you, Richard.

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Dec. 21, 2010, 8:38 p.m.

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Patrick Shan: I think physics just doesn't like me...just like a pretty girl! Schafer: I would say something that encourages you and helps you with your self esteem, but I'm just going to agree with you. Amy Yan: That's so sad...at least he understands the truth.

#2729

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Dec. 25, 2010, 11:05 p.m.

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Schafer: Michael's dad is a vet, so he can answer all of our pet related questions. Michael, do cats and dogs have arms? Michael: Well, they have FORElegs, and HINDlegs, so no they don't. Schafer: Any other pet-related questions? John Anderson: Michael, how many dogs has your dad euthanized?

#2943

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Feb. 17, 2011, 4:59 p.m.

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//Nadia was absent the day before, Valentine's Day Pham: Nadia, where you been yesterday? Nadia: I was sick. Pham: You not sick! You go on date!! (points to chocolate and card on Nadia's desk) What boy that from??

#3168

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March 29, 2011, 4:07 p.m.

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Richard: We should make a calculus rap! Thomas: It should be by TI.

#3493

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Aug. 31, 2011, 5:56 p.m.

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Bosse: One of my favorite things to do is to go online and read Pham quotes on Blairbash.