#11289

2424

Dec. 8, 2022, 9:55 a.m.

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Smolen: I'm trying to imagine Shrek speaking Korean and I just don't see it happening. Smolen: Korean society is too elitist for an ogre speaking Korean.

#11462

2424

Jan. 25, 2023, 8:19 a.m.

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Sahu: It's like I stop teaching, and all of a sudden people develop personalities

#11806

2424

May 3, 2023, 12:22 p.m.

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Evan: Did you know that if you unraveled your small intestine and stretched [it] across an Olympic swimming pool, you would die? Kian: I was not expecting that

#11900

2424

May 25, 2023, 9:01 a.m.

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Sahu: APs are bull...stuff! Sahu: Collegeboard can go suck...air! Sahu: This is how you know I'm tired. I get dangerously close to saying offensive stuff.

#12334

2424

Oct. 17, 2023, 2:38 p.m.

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Bosse: In all my 32 years of teaching, I don't think 9th period has ever been cancelled.

#12544

2424

Nov. 17, 2023, 11:31 a.m.

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//P4 Phil Orch. We are playing pieces from The Wizard of Oz, and Smolen wanted us to be more joyous when the witch was killed. Smolen: "Imagine there's a person taxing you... and that person dies! Dun, dun, dada da dun..." //A few moments later Smolen: "Or, imagine Schwartz-- Schwartz gives a lot of homework, right? Well, imagine he just said no analysis homework for the rest of the year!"

#13490

2424

Oct. 11, 2024, 11 a.m.

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Ziyad: can we do a bomb lab? O'Donovan: NO!

#13502

2424

Nov. 8, 2024, 12:46 p.m.

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Collection of Certified Rose Moments since BlairBash last went down: // Rose: on Wednesdays we take the parallel postulate, on Thursdays we take postulate 5'... Dylan: and on Fridays we play the cure! // Rose: why are you doing that? Are you doing that because i was doing it? Are you making fun of me? Class: *no answer* Rose: alright! // Rose: Kline is just Klining all over the place // Rose: You actually like Morris Kline? Is that why you whispered? Vera: yes Rose: weird // Rose: This is in my nightmares, I stop talking for one second and all the teenagers start talking, this is what I have nightmares about. // Rose: What was I talking about? I love my job, nightmares... // Rose: so what are Europeans doing around 1550? Rose: they're exploring, colonizing, killing people... Rose: they're building a lot of ships, and they're-- Student: mercantilism Rose: mercant--yeah all that stuff. // Rose: we can't do everything today because what will we do tomorrow? // Rose: if someone's calling it a principle or a doctrine that's how you know they're bullshitting you. Rose: the doctrine of "give me $20"

#13512

2424

Dec. 5, 2024, 1:32 p.m.

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Freshman physics class experiments with a flying pig named Bacon. Mr. Schafer: Bacon is cooking so you guys better eat or you will be cooked.

#551

2931

Sept. 23, 2009, 1:36 a.m.

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Schafer: I'm okay with a Magnet student marrying a non-Magnet student and having children, but a Magnet student marrying another Magnet student and having Magnet offspring... *shudders*