#12544

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Nov. 17, 2023, 11:31 a.m.

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//P4 Phil Orch. We are playing pieces from The Wizard of Oz, and Smolen wanted us to be more joyous when the witch was killed. Smolen: "Imagine there's a person taxing you... and that person dies! Dun, dun, dada da dun..." //A few moments later Smolen: "Or, imagine Schwartz-- Schwartz gives a lot of homework, right? Well, imagine he just said no analysis homework for the rest of the year!"

#13711

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Jan. 15, 2026, 1:03 p.m.

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Lodal: Some of you guys look like I just kicked your puppy. Lodal: And yeah, I did. Lodal: I went to all of your houses and kicked all of your puppies. Lodal: I'm evil.

#551

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Sept. 23, 2009, 1:36 a.m.

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Schafer: I'm okay with a Magnet student marrying a non-Magnet student and having children, but a Magnet student marrying another Magnet student and having Magnet offspring... *shudders*

#1892

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May 6, 2010, 8:46 p.m.

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(Pham, talking about effusion.) Pham: You know on your birthday, and there all these balloons? Class: Yeah... Pham: Well, the next day, all the balloons are on the floor. Your birthday over. Your life hell. That's effusion.

#2233

2931

Sept. 29, 2010, 10:16 p.m.

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// Students all speaking with Pham accents Student: Mr. Kaluta, help me, there's Pham everywhere! Mr. Kaluta (Pham accent): That too bad.

#2277

2931

Oct. 4, 2010, 8:28 p.m.

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Mitchell: What's so great about your phone? Evan: It's great to hold in your hand. Thomas: Kind of like a penis with internet.

#3585

2931

Sept. 20, 2011, 6:24 p.m.

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Ittai: If you've had calculus, this is like breathing. If you haven't, this is like giving birth. And you're a man.

#4408

2931

Jan. 27, 2013, 7:27 p.m.

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//While playing Taboo, trying to describe the word "steroids" Aanchal: It's a lipid with four carbon rings!

#5466

2931

April 21, 2015, 7:53 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: Hey, anybody know what date it is? Matthew: Four-twenty? Mr. Pham: You know what that mean? Matthew: Uhh..... Mr. Pham: Senior grade due in five days! Matthew: That's exactly what I was thinking.

#8026

2931

March 21, 2019, 12:29 p.m.

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//Advanced Geometry //Class has spent 30 minutes explaining a sentence in the textbook Rose: I am now halfway through a Coxeter sentence. //later Rose: The idea that I'm putting a lot of work into this class is hilarious.