#1892

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May 6, 2010, 8:46 p.m.

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(Pham, talking about effusion.) Pham: You know on your birthday, and there all these balloons? Class: Yeah... Pham: Well, the next day, all the balloons are on the floor. Your birthday over. Your life hell. That's effusion.

#2233

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Sept. 29, 2010, 10:16 p.m.

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// Students all speaking with Pham accents Student: Mr. Kaluta, help me, there's Pham everywhere! Mr. Kaluta (Pham accent): That too bad.

#2277

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Oct. 4, 2010, 8:28 p.m.

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Mitchell: What's so great about your phone? Evan: It's great to hold in your hand. Thomas: Kind of like a penis with internet.

#3585

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Sept. 20, 2011, 6:24 p.m.

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Ittai: If you've had calculus, this is like breathing. If you haven't, this is like giving birth. And you're a man.

#4408

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Jan. 27, 2013, 7:27 p.m.

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//While playing Taboo, trying to describe the word "steroids" Aanchal: It's a lipid with four carbon rings!

#5466

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April 21, 2015, 7:53 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: Hey, anybody know what date it is? Matthew: Four-twenty? Mr. Pham: You know what that mean? Matthew: Uhh..... Mr. Pham: Senior grade due in five days! Matthew: That's exactly what I was thinking.

#8026

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March 21, 2019, 12:29 p.m.

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//Advanced Geometry //Class has spent 30 minutes explaining a sentence in the textbook Rose: I am now halfway through a Coxeter sentence. //later Rose: The idea that I'm putting a lot of work into this class is hilarious.

#8301

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Sept. 20, 2019, 11:44 a.m.

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//talk like a pirate day Schwartz: There be a campaign to stop the piracy of music. It be a lost cause.

#9436

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Nov. 29, 2021, 12:32 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics Schafer: Oh, Misha, I meant to ask you. What's 3 times 5? Misha: 3 times 5? Uh... 15. Schafer: 15? Okay, what's the number after 14? Misha: 15. Schafer: And the number before 16? Misha: ...15. Schafer: Oh good, because I was told you couldn't count to 15.

#10611

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May 24, 2022, 10:06 a.m.

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// Sahu waiting for people to answer the nearpod Sahu: "Come on, get on this" Misha (a bit too loudly): "That's what she said" Sahu: "That is in fact, not what she said"