#8301

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Sept. 20, 2019, 11:44 a.m.

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//talk like a pirate day Schwartz: There be a campaign to stop the piracy of music. It be a lost cause.

#9436

2931

Nov. 29, 2021, 12:32 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics Schafer: Oh, Misha, I meant to ask you. What's 3 times 5? Misha: 3 times 5? Uh... 15. Schafer: 15? Okay, what's the number after 14? Misha: 15. Schafer: And the number before 16? Misha: ...15. Schafer: Oh good, because I was told you couldn't count to 15.

#10611

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May 24, 2022, 10:06 a.m.

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// Sahu waiting for people to answer the nearpod Sahu: "Come on, get on this" Misha (a bit too loudly): "That's what she said" Sahu: "That is in fact, not what she said"

#10775

2931

Sept. 8, 2022, 7:43 a.m.

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Unidentified Staff: Mr Street, what are you doing here? I thought you retired. Street: I came back as a long-term sub ... for myself.

#1027

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Dec. 3, 2009, 2:48 p.m.

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//Kamal is reading Swokowski instead of listening to Mr. Whitacre //Whitacre walks up behind Kamal and steals his textbook Whitacre: Do you need this? //Whitacre walks to the window, opens it up, and holds the book out the window Kamal: I'd rather see you drop it out the window. //after about a minute of back-and-forth Whitacre: What book is this, anyways? Kamal: It's a math book. Ben: Multivariable calculus! Whitacre: Yeah, it's gotta go. //Whitacre drops the book out the window //everyone runs to the window to see //meanwhile, Kamal runs outside to retrieve his textbook Steven: Next goes the stool! //Steven starts putting the stool out the window, but Whitacre closes the window //Kamal gets his textbook, but he's locked out of the building //Whitacre asks another student to let Kamal in Whitacre (opening back up the window): We're sending rescue! (to the class) He can do math, but he can't get back into the building. Kamal (upon returning): That was roughly the coolest thing ever!

#3063

4044

March 11, 2011, 4:05 p.m.

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Fillman: All right, who's presenting next? How about your group? Bob (to Billings): I TOLD YOU NOT TO MAKE EYE CONTACT

#4157

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June 2, 2012, 11:38 a.m.

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//Chris wraps a rainbow-colored set of wires around Sankar's wrist Chris: HAHAHA! It's a gay band! Sankar: Like One Direction?

#8550

3943

March 6, 2020, 9:24 a.m.

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//about a test in discrete Talia: It was the most fun I've ever had failing a test

#381

2830

May 31, 2009, 11:46 p.m.

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//talking to Julian about complex numbers Schafer: "They're imaginary, much like the hope of you getting an A in this class"

#963

2830

Nov. 24, 2009, 9:57 p.m.

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Jenni: No, you're not supposed to protect Burger! Diana: But Burger needs protection! //awkward pause from entire group Burger: What? I never need protection!