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Oct. 5, 2010, 4:17 p.m.

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Stein: Watch this. Just watch this chicken right here. Kendix: Does it lay eggs?

#2317

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Oct. 7, 2010, 8:42 p.m.

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Ms. Roberts: STRIP THE FLAGS! AWW YEAH, STRIP THOSE FLAGS. /*Ms. Roberts is sadly underrepresented in blairbash compared to the wonderful number of quotes that she says that sound awful out of context. Well, and in context. This is a pretty good example of what she says during Marching Band. Son. */

#2486

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Nov. 5, 2010, 7:27 p.m.

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Pham: Computer is computer. Math is math. Especially Wolstein. You been Wolstein's class! He believe math control everything.

#2582

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Nov. 19, 2010, 5:26 p.m.

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Rose: New class rule: no Jewish boys can sit next to each other.

#2797

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Jan. 18, 2011, 4:28 p.m.

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Giles: Did you just say sin/cos=sin/cos? Ashu: Uhh... Giles: We are making groundbreaking discoveries in math today! //LATER THAT CLASS Ashu: If it's an equation, can you treat it like an equation? Giles: Wow! We are making even MORE groundbreaking discoveries in math today!

#2809

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Jan. 18, 2011, 5:01 p.m.

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Ashu (totally off key, to Lily): Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you… Giles: I think Intonation auditions are in order for you!

#2869

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Feb. 3, 2011, 9:03 a.m.

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//during inflow pledge of allegiance P.A.: ...with liberty and justice for all. Swaney: Except Egypt.

#2973

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Feb. 23, 2011, 6:19 p.m.

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Whitacre: We're gonna finish off these examples, then we're gonna have fun by seeing footage of people hurting themselves for religious reasons. It's amazing what you can do to yourself that you wouldn't let anyone else do to you.

#3077

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March 13, 2011, 6:50 p.m.

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//during a driving class, talking about the dangers of trains Instructor: ...so he stepped back onto the track without looking, and what he didn't notice is that there was a train coming up right behind him. (pause) Kid: He's maaaaaad. Instructor: No, he's dead.

#3094

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March 16, 2011, 6:16 p.m.

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Devin: So much win. Bob: So much Winrar. Thomas: It's gonna take forever to decompress.