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Feb. 3, 2011, 9:03 a.m.

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//during inflow pledge of allegiance P.A.: ...with liberty and justice for all. Swaney: Except Egypt.

#2973

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Feb. 23, 2011, 6:19 p.m.

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Whitacre: We're gonna finish off these examples, then we're gonna have fun by seeing footage of people hurting themselves for religious reasons. It's amazing what you can do to yourself that you wouldn't let anyone else do to you.

#3077

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March 13, 2011, 6:50 p.m.

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//during a driving class, talking about the dangers of trains Instructor: ...so he stepped back onto the track without looking, and what he didn't notice is that there was a train coming up right behind him. (pause) Kid: He's maaaaaad. Instructor: No, he's dead.

#3094

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March 16, 2011, 6:16 p.m.

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Devin: So much win. Bob: So much Winrar. Thomas: It's gonna take forever to decompress.

#3258

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April 25, 2011, 6:14 p.m.

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Swaney (seeing Portrait of the Artist): Anyone who claims to like that book is just lying!  It's unreadable!

#3402

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May 21, 2011, 11:21 p.m.

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//at Walstein's party, during ultimate frisbee, right around 6pm Someone: HAPPY RAPTURE EVERYONE!!! //danderson and danny crash into eachother

#3627

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Oct. 3, 2011, 9:36 a.m.

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Rose: It's like Russian dodgeball; nobody comes out, you just beat the crap out of each other.

#3666

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Oct. 12, 2011, 6:31 p.m.

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Daniel: I'd rather go to Starbucks because there's less distraction with 100 people talking than with a computer.

#3678

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Oct. 14, 2011, 5:52 p.m.

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Jason: Why do we have to take this practice AP Lang test?!? It's just more reading comprehension! //flips table

#4076

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April 3, 2012, 12:10 p.m.

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Mogge: (while passing out quizzes) When in doubt, pass out.