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March 13, 2011, 6:50 p.m.

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//during a driving class, talking about the dangers of trains Instructor: ...so he stepped back onto the track without looking, and what he didn't notice is that there was a train coming up right behind him. (pause) Kid: He's maaaaaad. Instructor: No, he's dead.

#3094

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March 16, 2011, 6:16 p.m.

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Devin: So much win. Bob: So much Winrar. Thomas: It's gonna take forever to decompress.

#3258

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April 25, 2011, 6:14 p.m.

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Swaney (seeing Portrait of the Artist): Anyone who claims to like that book is just lying!  It's unreadable!

#3402

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May 21, 2011, 11:21 p.m.

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//at Walstein's party, during ultimate frisbee, right around 6pm Someone: HAPPY RAPTURE EVERYONE!!! //danderson and danny crash into eachother

#3627

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Oct. 3, 2011, 9:36 a.m.

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Rose: It's like Russian dodgeball; nobody comes out, you just beat the crap out of each other.

#3666

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Oct. 12, 2011, 6:31 p.m.

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Daniel: I'd rather go to Starbucks because there's less distraction with 100 people talking than with a computer.

#3678

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Oct. 14, 2011, 5:52 p.m.

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Jason: Why do we have to take this practice AP Lang test?!? It's just more reading comprehension! //flips table

#4076

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April 3, 2012, 12:10 p.m.

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Mogge: (while passing out quizzes) When in doubt, pass out.

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May 31, 2012, 8:52 p.m.

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//Katie and Brianna are practicing something in drama Katie: No, Brianna you need to sound like a man. Abir: Just talk in your normal voice.

#4203

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Sept. 19, 2012, 7:11 p.m.

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//On the bus 8th grader: Wait are you like not Brahmin or something? Viju: Well you see-- Henok: No no no lemme explain. You see up here we got the Brahmins right? And then you got EVERYBODY ELSE. And then there's Viju. Sam: So wait, he's like unseeable?