#8334

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Oct. 9, 2019, 6 p.m.

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//9th period Schwartz, talking about the Arts festival thing on Thursday Schwartz: There are three things in life that are inevitable: death, taxes, and 9th period.

#3836

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Dec. 6, 2011, 5:37 p.m.

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//During Physics Team, Viju holds up a magnet Viju: Everyone, what is this? Class: A magnet. //Viju holds up a different kind of magnet Viju: What is this? Class: A magnet. Hakan: We're all magnets! Viju: Yeah, but you aren't attractive.

#1036

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Dec. 4, 2009, 1:48 a.m.

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Student: Is true this museum has the largest human scrotum ever? Bosse: Well, it's the biggest I've seen.

#2818

1418

Jan. 18, 2011, 5:05 p.m.

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Random Jewish student: Mr. Giles, those alpha symbols look like Jesus fish. I’m offended. Giles: Umm… (The next class, when reviewing last night’s homework) Giles: So, if SIN^2(Star of David) + COS^2(Star of David) = 1, then…wow. It’s really hard to say “Star of David” after every function in trig identities.

#3087

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March 15, 2011, 9:20 p.m.

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Bob: I'm f***ed. Thomas: On a scale of one to f***ed, how f***ed are you? Bob: e^f***ed

#4132

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May 8, 2012, 4:09 p.m.

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//In Lang, Adam shows Ms. Gross a picture of shirtless Mark Twain that he had taken for a joke Gross: Oh my GOD. Adam: Stunning, right? Gross: Yeah... I dunno if I can sleep tonight. At least you know he was rich now though. Adam: What? Gross: Hairy chest equals rich man. //Hailey is staring questioningly at this conversation Gross: What? It's true. Look at you. Barechested and broke. //Gross looks down her shirt Gross: LOOK AT MY BROKE ASS! No chest hair! Although I see some money coming in the near future... I've had a long day guys.

#6067

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Oct. 19, 2016, 11:12 p.m.

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// Talking about points of inflection in Analysis 1 Rose: And up until the point of inflection things are getting better and getting better faster, but then, oh no! We get to the inflection point and now things are still getting better, but they are getting better slower. Ryan: Like when the UN shows up in a 3rd world country. Rose: And then we get better slower and slower until we reach the local max, where things are the best, but about to get bad. Ryan: Like when the UN calls the Marines. Rose: And then we get worse faster and faster, and then our function is negative and we cry. Ryan: Like when the media shows up.

#6636

1418

Sept. 22, 2017, 4:56 p.m.

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Moose: Is communism good or bad? Student: Bad. Moose: Have you read a single page of Karl Marx? No? So shut up!!!

#7615

1418

Sept. 26, 2018, 12:15 p.m.

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Lodal: I don't know why they're called daughter isotopes. Sam: Cuz daughters are more stable.

#7728

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Nov. 13, 2018, 5:17 p.m.

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//explaining how to be a good skeptic Rose: So we have a script that we must stick to, ...but we're making up the script as we go. Class: ...