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Sept. 19, 2022, 12:23 p.m.

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//Quizbowl Novice Tournament at JHU. The Blair team sees Albert, a Blair alum Krish: So Albert, do you go to Johns Hopkins? Albert: No, I'm just volunteering. I go to the Krieger School of Arts and Sciences Raun: Oh! Where's that? Albert: Johns Hopkins University!

#13417

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Aug. 30, 2024, 12:12 p.m.

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// Rose is talking and an announcement about ID photos comes on Rose, quietly: shut uuuuuuup

#13611

2123

May 23, 2025, 9:22 a.m.

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Lodal: did you know there are plushies of STD’s? Lodal: Some of my friends have the whole collection

#7960

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Feb. 25, 2019, 3:08 p.m.

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//9th AP NSL Cirincione Cirincione: if you were enumerating the faults of your significant other, you might say: they didn't get you anything for Valentine's day, they never tell you how pretty you are today, they keep calling you by the name of their previous significant other, and they're a terrible person.

#3448

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June 6, 2011, 5:35 p.m.

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Pham: I will come and rip your head off....wait, no I won't because then blood get on the floor and the janitor will get angry at me.

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Oct. 3, 2012, 6:51 p.m.

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Eric: Aren't you a little old to watch Phineas and Ferb? Mike: Yes. Yes, I am.

#4362

2428

Dec. 19, 2012, 11:34 a.m.

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Alan: Afghanistan is like a Java program that won't compile. Avikar: And anybody who tries to debug it dies.

#7614

2428

Sept. 26, 2018, 10:40 a.m.

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//Pd 3 Stat Stein: So when I was telling my first wife... Stein: She's my only wife, so she gets mad when I call her that Class: ...

#7990

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March 7, 2019, 12:24 a.m.

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//Discrete Math Rose: What's a good kid-friendly movie? //No one answers for a few seconds Shiv: Home alone? Rose: Apocalypse Now

#8021

2428

March 20, 2019, 9:50 a.m.

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//ADSB Gonzalez: Someone give me a class Colin: Chicken! Colin: It extends Egg, or does Egg extend Chicken?