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Oct. 5, 2011, 3:10 p.m.

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Moose: The Greeks didn't call themselves Greeks, they called themselves Hellenes! The word 'greek' in itself comes from Latin! Look at the Germans! They call Germany Deutchland! The French, too! What do French people say for their country? Evan: We surrender?

#4110

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April 26, 2012, 10:54 p.m.

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//At National Science Bowl Pham: Our goal is not to win, our goal is to piss the organizers off!

#4148

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May 21, 2012, 7:57 p.m.

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//In POE just after class started Raanan: Jacob, did you get a haircut? Jacob: NO. I dyed part of my hair invisible.

#4271

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Oct. 22, 2012, 9:35 p.m.

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Klein: So a couple students were asking me about the origin of the term pep rally, and after some research I figured it out. See, it comes from the word pepper, and peppers contain capsaicin, which really hurts when you put it in your eye. So it came from the idea that pep rallies are about as enjoyable as putting capsaicin in your eye.

#7538

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June 12, 2018, 12:52 p.m.

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Wensen: There are two types of people in this world. People that are my friends, and people that are in the way.

#7909

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Feb. 5, 2019, 8:31 a.m.

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//regarding the superbowl Gonzalez: I wasn't -whelmed. I always am trying to be -whelmed, and I like to be overwhelmed, but this time I was just un-whelmed.

#8165

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May 15, 2019, 5:27 p.m.

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//Complex //Guest lecture by UMD professor Tamas Darvas Darvas: I'm talking about the definition of smoothness you think about when you wake up in the morning. (draws examples) Schwartz, whispering: This is what I meant when I said "Complex is for students who wake up in the morning and think, today's a good day because I have math!"

#8283

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Sept. 13, 2019, 10:18 a.m.

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//Pd 3 Genetics, talking about dwarfism Noam: So if you get two little a's there's no whole affair where the baby dies, right? Sloe: Put it this way, you....wait.....your girlfriend won't even know she's pregnant

#8517

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Feb. 23, 2020, 10:05 p.m.

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Sloe: *gestures at handout* How is this printed? *gestures at student* Is it fucked up for you guys too？

#8620

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Sept. 25, 2020, 1:45 p.m.

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//logic zoom class Rose: One of you co-hosts mute Michio. Rose: He is in a one minute penalty box.