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March 9, 2020, 1:09 p.m.

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//Per 7 Statistics Stein: You know, the psychology field is very suspect. They interview undergraduate students. You know why? Stein: They offer small amounts of money, which are very attractive to a college student.

#1279

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Jan. 7, 2010, 10:27 p.m.

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//Stein is trying to explain the discovery of 1 and 0 using cavemen Stein: Ugh, me want rock. I have rock. Now there more rock. Hm...one rock, one rock, one rock...me need more numbers...hey! Dave take rock. Now me have no rock. No rock!

#1354

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Jan. 18, 2010, 9:29 p.m.

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Swaney: Did I tell you a teacher stopped me in the parking lot and asked, "How do you propose stopping continental drift?" Joseph: DUCT TAPE!

#1550

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Feb. 25, 2010, 8:24 a.m.

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Stein: Eli, do your work. Eli: How do you know my name? Stein: I know everyone's name. Jack: What's my name? Stein: I don't know.

#1777

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April 14, 2010, 3:57 p.m.

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Whitacre: So the henna means you're married? Why did you get married! Manisha: No, it doesn't count! It wears off in a few weeks anyways. Whitacre: So does marriage...

#2212

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Sept. 28, 2010, 3:46 p.m.

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Student: Does the man in black have six fingers on his right hand or left hand? Schafer: Well, when he is on his horse in the forest, you see the right side of him and there is his hand with six fingers. Schafer: ...not that I know the entire movie scene by scene.

#2827

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Jan. 20, 2011, 9:07 p.m.

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Vlasits: Yes, in the country families had lots of children. I guess they didn't have much else to do at night... //the class doesn't get it Vlasits: I'll let that one sink in for a while... //continues teaching

#2982

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Feb. 24, 2011, 8:45 a.m.

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Pham: Who else want to see me or see Lori? By the way, Lori better looking than me. She cuter. And remember, Shirley good-looking guy too.

#3050

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March 8, 2011, 6:37 p.m.

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Student: So you're the one they're calling Mr. Rose's son, eh? PBE: Yeah.  I think of it more as being like Boba Fett and Jango Fett in Star Wars.  You know, a partially aged clone.

#3494

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Aug. 31, 2011, 6:29 p.m.

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//In Functions, Mr. Rose is talking about how it's unnecessary to exclude the same number twice. Mr. Rose: If 3 doesn't work in the first equation, then you don't have to list it in your result. You kind of take it for granted. It's like you walk into a store without your clothes and then say, "How should I know I have to wear clothes?!" You take these things for granted.