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#4253

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Oct. 15, 2012, 9:15 p.m.

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//After mock presidential debate. Everyone voted, and Harrison and Peter are the top two. Freeman: Congratulations, Peter Ho! Peter: YES! OH MY GOD!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I WON!!!!!!!! YES!!! Freeman: On second place. I love doing that.

#7584

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Sept. 14, 2018, 1:45 p.m.

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//passing around Hannah's Skittles in SRP //Street walks in //Street also takes some skittles Street: You're making new friends.

#7799

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Dec. 10, 2018, 12:27 p.m.

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//ADSA Pd. 6 //It's Cheikh's actual birthday Gonzalez: Because El Salvador has a messed up government, my dad has both an actual and a legal birthday. I look like a bad son whenever I fill out paperwork because I have to ask what his birthday is, so I have to know both birthdays. My dad's is January...I don't remember.

#7812

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Dec. 18, 2018, 9:31 a.m.

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//3rd Period Stat //Schwartz walks in. Schwartz: I didn't find any charts on the printer, but I found these CHA-A-A-A-A-ARTS!

#7883

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Jan. 24, 2019, 7:23 p.m.

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//Schwartz's Multivar BFT. A map of Middle-Earth is drawn on the board. Schwartz: As you take the exam, we will be keeping track of the ring as it makes its way from the Shire to the Cracks of Doom. //later Schwartz: The ring is now at the Elven stronghold, Lorien. Take a break, and maybe eat some lembas. //later Schwartz: The ringbearer is now at the desolate wasteland known as the Plateau of Gorgoroth. You have about 6 minutes left, plus the usual 2 minute grace period. //later Schwartz: The ring has now fallen in to Mount Doom! Our journey has come to an end. But wait! There are eagles flying toward you! 2.5 minutes remaining.

#8184

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May 22, 2019, 6:06 p.m.

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//Eli trying to convince Kaz that he does useful things Eli: I can draw a Big Chungus in 20 seconds! Isn't that useful? Haydn: That straddles the line between useful and useless things. Eli: *hairflip* See? It S T R A D D L E S the L I N E!

#8607

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Sept. 4, 2020, 11:51 a.m.

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// before 9th pd ess started, Kirk dropped in to say hi Kirk: I'm holed up in New Jersey right now, so this is my temporary classroom. But wait! *changes background to a picture of his classroom at home* Now I'm at home! Class: *laughter* Kirk: And that's not all! *reaches up to shelf hidden by zoom background and pulls out a Charmander plushie* Now I have two Charmanders! Class: *loses it*

it doesn't sound funny when i type it out but in the moment it was hilarious

kirk, lodal, ess

#9588

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Dec. 10, 2021, 1:27 p.m.

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// A group was doing jetpunk during Mr. Kyei's breakfast club and Armand yelled out "Virgin Islands" as a potential answer Isak: Virgin Islands, isn't that where you're from Armand? Diego: Yeah, he lived there until he was 13 when he slept with your mom, at which point he moved here.

#10008

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Feb. 17, 2022, 7:58 a.m.

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Kyei: come to breakfast club tomorrow, it's black history month Kyei: I'm a black teacher, so if you don't come, you're racist Kyei: if you're not racist I'll see you tomorrow, if you are racist I'll see you on Monday

#10706

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June 15, 2022, 4:49 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: It is NOT morbin' time!!!

He thought Morbius was named Morbin. I think he also might not realize the whole thing is just a meme.

morbius, rose