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May 2, 2011, 12:29 p.m.

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Thomas: For a good programmer, women are like syntax errors: he doesn't get any.

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Sept. 30, 2014, 5:05 a.m.

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//Sloe picks up Erin's spherical eraser Sloe: What is this? Erin: It's an eraser. Sloe: Oh! Does it work? //proceeds to erase Erin's notes

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Sept. 9, 2009, 9:12 p.m.

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Student: Excuse me, sir, do you know anything about the buses? Mr. Ostrander: I know that they're yellow, and they start from here and go other places, but other than that, I'm at a loss.

#587

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Oct. 5, 2009, 8:52 a.m.

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Pham: Best place to be for Halloween is Universal Studio. They have awesome.

#757

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Oct. 26, 2009, 8:25 p.m.

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//Schafer tries to write on promethean board with the vertical line tool Schafer: ...mother trucker! //shortly thereafter Schafer: So we're going to have two big tires, one filled with water and one filled with ice. Jacob: For your mother truck?

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Dec. 11, 2009, 2:45 p.m.

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//talking about corn mazes Pham: It better at night. You no see. It scary. Jacob: Do you take your kids at night? Pham: Yeah, when they five or six year old, I drop them off. "See you later!" //Pham looks at the class Pham: What? They have problem solve!

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Feb. 5, 2010, 1:55 p.m.

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Pham: What do moles do?! Emily: They dig? Pham: No No No! Ricci: They make tunnels? Pham: No No No! Richard: They poop? Pham: What wrong with you all, they make molehills!

#1586

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March 3, 2010, 4:28 p.m.

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Schafer: He's also the person who said there's no room for sarcasm in your classroom... I said I need a bigger classroom!

#1794

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April 16, 2010, 9:46 p.m.

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//to a Block B student Pham: If you try to get in between a girl legs, she'll beat you up and you'll cry like baby.

#2352

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Oct. 13, 2010, 1:54 p.m.

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Piper: Angelina! Stop playing Rock Paper Scissors with George! Lenny: Ooh La La! Piper: Rock Paper Scissors is how Magnet Students romance...