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Jan. 31, 2011, 7:46 p.m.

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Pham: One foot is twelve meters! Class: ??? Pham: What?

#3079

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March 14, 2011, 10:56 a.m.

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Rose: Man, so your parents held hands and said nice things to each other like exactly 9 months before pi day, so that their kid could have a mathematically interesting birthday.

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April 7, 2011, 7:29 p.m.

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Mitchell: Rose, there's a hole in your pants. Rose: Well, lucky you.

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April 8, 2011, 10:57 p.m.

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//Block C Chem class, Pham lecturing about actually doing work in R&E Theresa: Oh, Mr. Pham, I have a story!!! So....LISTEN TO ME!! You guys should stop playing Halo during R&E cause three years later, when you're a senior, you're gonna be like, oh crap, there's prom, I need a date. Then, you're gonna think back and say, When have I ever talked to a girl? Oh yeah, in my chem r&e group. So you're gonna go up to them and be like, Hey, remember me? I was in your chem r&e group. We haven't talked in a while but, will you go to prom with me? And since you played Halo instead of working, she's gonna say No. She's going to go with the guy that actually paid attention and talked to people instead of playing halo all day. Then what's gonna happen to you on prom night? You're gonna end up staying at home with your cat and playing halo.

#3251

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April 16, 2011, 4 p.m.

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//Going over a quiz in NSL Grossman: Okay, next question. What do conservatives complain about? Student: Everything! Grossman: That's right, everything! The answer was D, all of the above. Myles: That question's a little unfair. Grossman: If it makes you feel any better, if I had asked the same question about the Democrats, I would have used the word "whine".

#3563

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Sept. 16, 2011, 6:15 p.m.

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//Talking about extraneous solutions. Rose: Ok, now we have 2 solutions, but one of them might be extraneous. We have to check now. If one doesn't work, then we still have the other solution. It's kinda like why some people have 2 kids: one doesn't turn out right, you still have the other.

#5516

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June 19, 2015, 8:02 p.m.

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//#5515 reminded me of this: //ARML 2014 Student on Team B: It's pretty cold in this stadium. Does anyone else think it's cold? (Other students murmur in agreement) Proctor (from Western Mass.): Nah, it's pretty warm out. Although I do get why you'd think it's cold, 'cause you all are from Montgomery, Alabama Students: ...we're from Maryland. Proctor: Oh wait really? Raymond: Would there be this many Asians in Alabama?

#6169

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Jan. 7, 2017, 7:01 p.m.

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In the computer lab after chaining together keyboards to one computer: Katheryn: Which thing do I plug the mouse into? Kristi (thinking she's talking about the four USB ports): Any of them work. Katheryn: Wait no but there are two different ones. Kristi (realizes she's talking about the USB port and thunderbolt which are clearly different sizes): ...Are you ok?

#7081

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Dec. 22, 2017, 1:59 p.m.

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// Pd. 8 POE goes down to watch Physics of Music after turning in Exploravision paper Freshmen singing ASAP Science Song: We can write the conclusion together / Forget annotations and bibliography Kevin A. Zhou: Oh shit!

#7579

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Sept. 12, 2018, 2:28 p.m.

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//Leo is looking up pickup lines in ADSA Gonzalez: *Comes up behind it* I don't see a prom date in Leo's future