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Nov. 29, 2021, 12:32 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics Schafer: Oh, Misha, I meant to ask you. What's 3 times 5? Misha: 3 times 5? Uh... 15. Schafer: 15? Okay, what's the number after 14? Misha: 15. Schafer: And the number before 16? Misha: ...15. Schafer: Oh good, because I was told you couldn't count to 15.

#10611

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May 24, 2022, 10:06 a.m.

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// Sahu waiting for people to answer the nearpod Sahu: "Come on, get on this" Misha (a bit too loudly): "That's what she said" Sahu: "That is in fact, not what she said"

#5408

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March 6, 2015, 11:53 a.m.

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//Block B Chem Pham: Oh, what your new computer science teacher name again? Class: Navarro. Pham: That right, Morado. I used to his old name, Flower. That what he is. Flower.

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Sept. 19, 2011, 6:47 p.m.

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Thomas: What's a pirates favorite element? Evan: Arrrrrgon. Thomas: No, gold. What's a pirate's favorite felony? Evan: ARRRRRson? Thomas: No, piracy, you idiot. Evan: Do they use LimewiARRRRRR?

#7742

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Nov. 17, 2018, 9:08 p.m.

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//Rose recording a video for Analysis 1A, security comes in the room Security: Are you teaching somebody? Rose: Nope. I just grabbed this free room to do something but I have no idea who teaches here or where anyone is or anything. [pause] Security: What's your name again? Rose: [laughs] I mean, it's irrelevant, but my name's Will Rose I just grabbed the room. Security: I see. [calls office] Yea, Ms. Russ, there's a teacher, uh, using a room cause no one's here. Intercom/Russ: Ok, thank you. Rose: Ok, good. [security leaves] So. People think I'm crazy cause I talk to myself alone in a room... and they are CORRECT.

#7993

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March 8, 2019, 9:39 a.m.

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//ADSB, on a tangent Gonzalez: I really wanted Frosted Flakes, but I got Raisin Bran instead. I legitimately almost cried.

#1033

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Dec. 3, 2009, 4:57 p.m.

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Ravilious: You guys can understand calculus like a second language but you guys can't even read "three" on the board??

#1827

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April 26, 2010, 4:15 p.m.

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//Walstein's precalc B class, talking about why people should speak French Richard Chen: The French make sweet love! Eva: Speaking French isn't going to help you, Richard.

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Dec. 21, 2010, 8:38 p.m.

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Patrick Shan: I think physics just doesn't like me...just like a pretty girl! Schafer: I would say something that encourages you and helps you with your self esteem, but I'm just going to agree with you. Amy Yan: That's so sad...at least he understands the truth.

#2729

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Dec. 25, 2010, 11:05 p.m.

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Schafer: Michael's dad is a vet, so he can answer all of our pet related questions. Michael, do cats and dogs have arms? Michael: Well, they have FORElegs, and HINDlegs, so no they don't. Schafer: Any other pet-related questions? John Anderson: Michael, how many dogs has your dad euthanized?