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May 27, 2009, 11:17 a.m.

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Jacob: *writes on the board:* $e^{i \pi} + 1 = 0 \cdot 17$

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April 12, 2010, 6:06 p.m.

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Wenting: Hey Wylie, I've always wondered something about white offense [Wylie/Contreras laugh a bit] Wenting: Like, no offense or anything, you know, white people anatomy [Wylie/Contreras laughing] Wenting: Why're you guys laughing?!

#2775

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Jan. 12, 2011, 1:55 p.m.

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Blitz: How did you find the snow? Evan: I woke up... and there it was!

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May 19, 2011, 7:46 p.m.

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//Sahil and Pantrick are listening to Touhou Boss Remixes, with a person in the video Sahil: Who is this? Patrick: Ushio Reiuji, SA Stage 6 boss, she's a hell raven and she swallows the sun. Sahil: And she's dressed like a schoolgirl? Patrick: Of course, this is an anime.

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Nov. 4, 2011, 4:34 p.m.

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Paul B. Ellis: That's how trees insult each other, "You're a half tree! You're not a whole tree - you're part shrub, or bush!"

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May 21, 2013, 2:33 p.m.

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Michael: I'm sorry to break it to you, but Santa Claus isn't real. Alex B: Santa Claus isn't real, but Santa CLAW is.

#5349

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Jan. 8, 2015, 8:23 p.m.

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Dennis: Pot is the natural form of happiness.

#5585

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Oct. 17, 2015, 10:39 p.m.

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//Seniors + Sam (a junior) playing Resistance in Rose's room at lunch //Everyone shows their cards; Sam is Mordred Noah (Oberon): OK, you played that one really badly. You're the assassin, so go ahead and choose someone to kill. You're totally incompetent, so it doesn't really matter. Sam: I choose to kill Brian. Brian Morris: Is that your final answer? Sam: Yes. Morris: Goddamit. //Reveals that he was Merlin, winning the game for Sam, Noah, and Josephine Noah: Um...well. That was actually pretty competent. Huh.

#5893

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April 16, 2016, 7 p.m.

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Micheal: Hey look there's a Shoppers. Anyone want to get snacks? Kalin: Can we get some Dota ... donuts?

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Jan. 16, 2018, 6:43 p.m.

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//Rne, giving Eric a hard time about science bowl again. Alan: Hey stop being mean to my friend bro Street: You have friends?