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Nov. 4, 2011, 4:34 p.m.

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Paul B. Ellis: That's how trees insult each other, "You're a half tree! You're not a whole tree - you're part shrub, or bush!"

#4539

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May 21, 2013, 2:33 p.m.

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Michael: I'm sorry to break it to you, but Santa Claus isn't real. Alex B: Santa Claus isn't real, but Santa CLAW is.

#5349

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Jan. 8, 2015, 8:23 p.m.

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Dennis: Pot is the natural form of happiness.

#5585

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Oct. 17, 2015, 10:39 p.m.

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//Seniors + Sam (a junior) playing Resistance in Rose's room at lunch //Everyone shows their cards; Sam is Mordred Noah (Oberon): OK, you played that one really badly. You're the assassin, so go ahead and choose someone to kill. You're totally incompetent, so it doesn't really matter. Sam: I choose to kill Brian. Brian Morris: Is that your final answer? Sam: Yes. Morris: Goddamit. //Reveals that he was Merlin, winning the game for Sam, Noah, and Josephine Noah: Um...well. That was actually pretty competent. Huh.

#5893

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April 16, 2016, 7 p.m.

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Micheal: Hey look there's a Shoppers. Anyone want to get snacks? Kalin: Can we get some Dota ... donuts?

#7118

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Jan. 16, 2018, 6:43 p.m.

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//Rne, giving Eric a hard time about science bowl again. Alan: Hey stop being mean to my friend bro Street: You have friends?

#8425

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Dec. 12, 2019, 10:33 a.m.

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Sloe: Because I love you, I'm yelling at you!

#8743

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Nov. 13, 2020, 1:31 p.m.

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// Student 1 posted his answers in text-based communication, frustrating Piper // Piper reveals teacher-answers, which conflict with Student 1's Piper: You guys don't realize this, but I -- I paid [Student 1] to give you this answer. Piper: Does anyone know *why* I paid [Student 1] to give you an answer different from mine? Student 2: To sow confusion. Piper: That's it. I wanted to make you so confused that [don't remember].

#9065

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March 23, 2021, 11:24 a.m.

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Student: Im trying to fix [a microphone] right now Street: I have a hammer, if you want to borrow it, to fix it ... Street: ... hammer fixes most everything ...

#9446

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Nov. 30, 2021, 9:43 a.m.

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in adsa mr kyei: and dont share code bc i will catch it. and it'll be uncomfortable and awkward. for you.