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Dec. 31, 2019, 11:46 p.m.

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Gabe WB: Getting born into a Mormon family as a dwarf is like getting dealt a hand with all jokers.

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Dec. 9, 2021, 1:21 p.m.

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Lodal: Blairbash is overall not a good thing.

#12254

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Oct. 5, 2023, 8:25 a.m.

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Elliott: You know that trip, they pay for Jews to go to Israel for ten days? Elliott: I applied for that, even though I'm not Jewish Elliott: I got rejected

#8436

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Dec. 18, 2019, 3:09 p.m.

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Carlos: wait, gonorrhea doesn’t even seem that bad!

#352

08

May 27, 2009, 11:17 a.m.

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Jacob: *writes on the board:* $e^{i \pi} + 1 = 0 \cdot 17$

#1774

08

April 12, 2010, 6:06 p.m.

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Wenting: Hey Wylie, I've always wondered something about white offense [Wylie/Contreras laugh a bit] Wenting: Like, no offense or anything, you know, white people anatomy [Wylie/Contreras laughing] Wenting: Why're you guys laughing?!

#2775

08

Jan. 12, 2011, 1:55 p.m.

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Blitz: How did you find the snow? Evan: I woke up... and there it was!

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May 19, 2011, 7:46 p.m.

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//Sahil and Pantrick are listening to Touhou Boss Remixes, with a person in the video Sahil: Who is this? Patrick: Ushio Reiuji, SA Stage 6 boss, she's a hell raven and she swallows the sun. Sahil: And she's dressed like a schoolgirl? Patrick: Of course, this is an anime.

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Nov. 4, 2011, 4:34 p.m.

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Paul B. Ellis: That's how trees insult each other, "You're a half tree! You're not a whole tree - you're part shrub, or bush!"

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May 21, 2013, 2:33 p.m.

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Michael: I'm sorry to break it to you, but Santa Claus isn't real. Alex B: Santa Claus isn't real, but Santa CLAW is.