#8263

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Sept. 3, 2019, 3:34 p.m.

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Student: I'm not using a random number generator. I have a bunch of number generators and I picked a random one.

#7717

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Nov. 11, 2018, 11:22 p.m.

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//Period 4 Magnet Precalc with Kirk, going over student solved questions on the white board from the unit test Student: Wait! Mr. Kirk! I forgot to sign my name below the problem I did, can you sign my name??? Mr. Kirk: Okay sure *signs name* Student: haHahA ive tricked you! now you have to go to jail forever!

#8259

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July 6, 2019, 3:06 p.m.

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//Setting off fireworks, 4th of July Anonymous: This one rolls around on the floor and makes noises, just like Oscar

#5274

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Nov. 20, 2014, 9:34 p.m.

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//Before Freshman Physics Period 6 starts. Asian student eats oreos. Asian Student 2: "My parents never buy oreos. They're full of sugar, and Asians don't like sugar." Asian Student 3: "Exactly! Mine never either!" Davis: "Haha! But here is Sarah sitting there eating oreos! That's not following the typical Asian stereotype."

#5640

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Nov. 12, 2015, 8:20 p.m.

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//Courtney is holding out her index and middle fingers Ben: Why are you doing a peace sign? Courtney: In England, this is the middle finger //Ben says something moderately insulting Courtney: I'm going to middle-finger you in England

#1317

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Jan. 13, 2010, 7:46 p.m.

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Lists of things Lisa says in cell physiology to Raina: 1) You sick mountain animal!!! 2) Hester!!! You turn me on! 3) Stop looking at my voluptuous rod-shaped wax gourd juice bottle! 4) Fffffffffffuck da wife (from Cuckoo's Nest) 5) MR. PHAM EATS MONKEY BRAINS??????

#4651

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Nov. 13, 2013, 12:36 p.m.

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Jeremy Lin: Jeremy Lin is number 1.

#606

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:50 p.m.

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Whitacre: He was like 6’2” in third grade.

#2834

-55

Jan. 24, 2011, 10:54 a.m.

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//addressing himself when confronted with an integral with two terms Roth: Mr. Roth, you said these were "baby" integrals, not "babies" integrals! Ellen: Integrals are not possessed by the babies.

#8801

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Dec. 8, 2020, 1:02 p.m.

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//turning on cameras to show arduino assignment Kaluta: anyone else? Kaluta: the rest of you are bad! bad, bad bad!