#11605

2020

Feb. 24, 2023, 8:20 a.m.

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Sahu: "I have genetically engineered a 5-year-old who can do this and nothing else."

#11604

1214

Feb. 24, 2023, 8:17 a.m.

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Diego: My old headphones, if you hit it once, it pauses, if you hit it twice, it skips the song, and if you hit it three times, it raises or lowers the volume depending on which ear you tap. Diego: On my new headphones, when I hit it once, sometimes it pauses, sometimes it changes the volume, and sometimes it calls my mom.

#11603

1313

Feb. 23, 2023, 1:13 p.m.

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Blaha: How do I say this without making the administration look stupid? Blaha: The administration is stupid.

#11602

1616

Feb. 23, 2023, 12:09 p.m.

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Rose: someday I’ll write a book Rose: nobody would buy it.

#11601

1212

Feb. 23, 2023, 10:03 a.m.

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// orgo field trip O’Donovan: Does everyone have a seat on the bus? O’Donovan: If not, we can tie you to the top of the bus. There’s lots of fresh air.

#11600

1212

Feb. 22, 2023, 9:35 p.m.

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//In Discrete, after Kelin explains something Mr. Rose: Wait what? Do you guys understand this? //A few nods from the class Rose: Alex, dumb this down for me //Alex starts signing Rose: Oh, you're not talking today. Never mind. //later, Rose is still trying to understand it //Alex runs up to the board and starts gesturing Rose: No, sit back down. What were you going to do, just point and grunt? Rose: Actually, maybe that would have been helpful...

#11599

77

Feb. 22, 2023, 6:36 p.m.

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//at the final Math Meet, a relay-sequence of students have to each hold up a letter revealed in a problem //they hold up MOCOARMLWANTSYO Schwartz: What does it say? Students: MoCo ARML wants yo! Schwartz, standing next to relay-sequence with arms up: MoCo ARML wants you! I'm the U. //later Schwartz, describing ARML trip: The trip will be all-expenses-paid! ... by you and your parents.

#11598

88

Feb. 22, 2023, 6:32 p.m.

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Bosse: Make the font big enough that I don't need to use a microscope to read it. Alma: So, 14 points? 16? 20? Bosse: I'm old, but I'm not *that* old. Sudhish: Yet //later Bosse, digging thru drawer: Actually, I have -- not a microscope -- a magnifying glass -- which a student gave me once, when I told them I couldn't read their paper.

#11597

1012

Feb. 22, 2023, 2:58 p.m.

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Anderson: There's no milk in space. Raun: There's the Milky Way! Anderson: If anyone doesn't know this, I'm sorry to ruin it for you: Anderson: ... the Milky Way isn't actually made of milk. Isaiah: Inconcievable! Sean: Heretic!

#11596

35

Feb. 22, 2023, 2:56 p.m.

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Jerry Song: *sneezes* Sean: Bless you. Jsong: Thanks. Jsong: *sneezes again* Sean: Bless you. Jsong: I have been blessed by The Sean. Jsong: A life of prosperity awaits.