#11173

88

Nov. 16, 2022, 2:41 p.m.

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Kaluta: Sadly, sometimes we must think.

#11172

55

Nov. 16, 2022, 12:17 p.m.

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O'Donovan: No matter what you do, never become a teacher!

#11171

1818

Nov. 16, 2022, 10:45 a.m.

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// Kirk walks up to Stein to give him Wawa coupons Kirk: And you can use them at the self-checkout so I don't have to look at someone in the eyes. Kirk: Everyone in my apartment thought the coupons were junk and threw them out. Kirk: So I dug them out of the trash and now I have 40 coupons.

#11170

88

Nov. 16, 2022, 10:44 a.m.

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Stein: This is the first time you've been in my classroom all year. Kirk: It's hamburgers, by the way.

#11169

810

Nov. 16, 2022, 10:37 a.m.

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//Talking about words that end in -ism in history Evan: Isn't biology just racism?

#11168

-313

Nov. 16, 2022, 10:31 a.m.

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Andy: Mr. Stein, I remember Kirk saying something about how you are always adequate. Stein: I am always adequate. Jerry Song: Hi always adequate.

#11167

88

Nov. 16, 2022, 10:23 a.m.

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Stein(to Sudhish): This is good. Stein: This is one of the few times you have been respectful.

#11166

48

Nov. 16, 2022, 9:40 a.m.

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// During JHU Quizbowl tournament on 11/12 Hui: All of Jupiter's moons are named after his mistresses, and Juno is Jupiter's wife. Hui: So it's kinda ironic that NASA is sending the Juno probe to check up on Jupiter's mistresses.

#11165

57

Nov. 15, 2022, 5:26 p.m.

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Schwartz, struggling to hold objects for a visual: If I have enough hands for this -- well, I'm not changing the number of hands I have. Schwartz, later: This was easier when I could use my teeth. Andy: Imagine him saying that 40 years from now.

#11164

77

Nov. 15, 2022, 5:23 p.m.

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Schwartz: Why would I do that? Because I'm evil and I want you to suffer.