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#10492

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April 26, 2022, 1:11 p.m.

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Duval: A lot of things happened since we last met. Michael Wang: Didn't some guy get slapped at the Oscars?

#10491

1313

April 26, 2022, 11:09 a.m.

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Andy: The only part of the sunflower seed that’s salted and seasoned is the shell. Jerry Song: Shells? I love shells! They’re my favorite part of the sunflower seed! Jerry: I’m joking, I don’t actually eat sunflower seeds. Michael Wang: Yeah, cuz you only eat the shells.

#10490

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April 26, 2022, 10:26 a.m.

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// Drawn out proof that 2*3=6 Rose: I literally can't imagine anything more fun than this

#10489

68

April 26, 2022, 9:34 a.m.

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// Pd. 1 Symphonic Orchestra. Ms. Roberts is talking about vibrato. Ms. Roberts: "Width is how far you vibrate." *Class whispers to one another about amplitude.* Ms. Roberts: "Sure, the 'amplitude' of your vibrato. I don't know, I'm not a science person." // Later Ms. Roberts: "Alright, let's test it out. Experiment! I love science!"

#10488

711

April 26, 2022, 8:55 a.m.

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Schwartz: When you see 1-x^2, what do you think about? Hadar: Trigsub! Schwartz: No! Noooooooooooo!

#10487

77

April 26, 2022, 8:49 a.m.

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// Schwartz writes "Laurent" on the board Schwartz: I can't say this person's name, so I'll name them Frenchie.

#10486

46

April 26, 2022, 8:48 a.m.

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Schwartz: One two three...Alisha! Schwartz: Good morning!

Schwartz has the class call out numbers to determine who he calls on

alisha, schwartz

#10485

1515

April 26, 2022, 8:09 a.m.

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Kyei: if you end up getting straight A's you're not procrastinating hard enough

#10484

99

April 25, 2022, 10:26 p.m.

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// Analysis 1 video, Schwartz story time Schwartz: There was "Ung, one rock". And from that, there was "Ung, one rock." Schwartz: There was "one rock" and "one rock". Schwartz: Until some day, some ancestor, in time immemorial, in antiquity, said Schwartz: "Ung, one rock, Ung, one rock, UNG, TWO ROCK!" Schwartz: And mathematics was born.

#10483

88

April 25, 2022, 9:02 p.m.

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Andy: Hey Suds! Sudhish: Hi Suds! Sudhish: Wait...